🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

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Of course he did.

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absofuckinlutly.

and sure enough its not the first time he claims to be a non-but-yes-I-was-a-first-responder

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It’s called multitasking!

Or lying.

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If Kim Il Sung can single-handedly expel the Japanese from North Korea with a tiny group of guerillas, why not? Hey, if there’s anything I’ve learned so far it’s that great men destined to be dictators can have done anything they say they could and come-to-think-of-it did, darn it, set their minds to.

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Okay, so what’s the catch?

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The catch is that Trump will meet with the lobbyists, and they will write him a check for 10 million dollars.

He will then just stop talking about it.

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A hostage envoy? That’s almost as daft as the time the United States forced Sweden to change its constitution to suit Scientology.

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American pharm companies will not be involved because, reasons.

eta: Lets see how it shakes out … prob no drugs crossing the border that will compete effectively with any US manufactured drugs.

Pay no attention to the ploy behind the election gimmick…

Endless Canadian Pharmacy spam.

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So, the status quo?

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The Best Racist

His followers: “Look ma! Ain’t he great?”

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Bullied by trump into making a rate cut, the Fed causes the market to drop.

Signaling the end of a bull market?

RateCut

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Maybe?

I’d argue that this is part of a longer process of deregulating the stock market. Prior to the Great Depression, volatility of the market and it’s growing impact on the real economy was the norm. The regulation put in place during the New Deal and later on helped stabilize the market’s effect on the real economy. Since Reagan, deregulation is starting to reveal that volatility and it’s negative impact on the real economy…

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Pretty close to his approval ratings. Close enough we could fairly say that the people who approve of Trump think he is not racist.

Which ties back to a thing I have heard right wingers say, “It’s not racist if it’s True”.

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About a whole bunch of things that they only think are true because they are racist.

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Damn, that’s genius; they’ll never have to give away a single drop of petro!
At least not until the day after he dies, anyway.

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Trump is REALLY desperate to court the African American vote here.

The fact of the matter is that Sweden has extremely strict self defense laws. Even if A$AP Rocky did indeed act in self defense, he and his friends beat a guy up. I guess Trump wants them to change their laws, but “President Donald Trump acting on behalf of Kanye West to send a hostage envoy to try to free A$AP Rocky from Swedish prison” sounds like the goofiest Cracked headline ever.

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I find the defenses of A$AP Rocky really weird. Like, people are so used to the power of money and celebrity in the US that they don’t realize you shouldn’t beat people up when visiting foreign countries? Trump is calling on the Prime Minister of Sweden to intervene in a court case? Do Americans understand how rule of law works?

ETA: Obviously Trump doesn’t understand how rule of law works, we already knew that.

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