🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

You just know he just tosses those orange stained shirts away every day.

You can’t wash that ring away.

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A reminder to not forget that the guy is a Grade A sociopath

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Of course it is. Everything he does to distracts us is.

I just wish the media would stop chasing phony bones.

Reality TV HELL

Meanwhile…

Where is Pompeo? And what is he doing?
Where is John Bolton? And what he is doing?
Where is Jared Kushner? And what is he doing?
Where is Ivanka? And what is she doing?
On and on and on…

There are sooo many things going on with just these few that it would occupy the news cycle for weeks yet… yet, crickets.

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Enough pressure will bust a pipe; I keep reminding myself that.

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Yep.

Which reminds me, where is AOC, and what is she doing? Long time no hear from her. Did Pelosi say something to squelch her during that trip they took to Africa awhile back?

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Dragging Laura Ingraham for filth, and crushing the dreams of all the manbabies and haters whose harassment she refuses to entertain:

These whiny-ass haters really have no clue what the first amendment actually means.

No one owes anyone else their time or attention, especially if the communication they want to be free to express is harassment and hate speech.

Fuck all that noise, and good for AOC; what I wouldn’t give to be able to do the same:

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If she went around flagging or reporting posts, maybe they would have a leg to stand on. Maybe

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They don’t even have ‘the leg’ that the POTUS isn’t legally allowed to block his critics to ‘stand on’, because 45 uses his twitter account for both personal and official WH communications, making it a matter of official public record.

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Also: ALL US citizens are his constituents (including those abroad so can’t use location data), therefore, he cannot legally block them. If he only blocked non-Americans, it wouldn’t be an issue.

AOC does not represent all Americans, legislatively, and has pointed out that she has blocked zero of her constituents. Those are the only people she owes access and information to. It’s no different than ignoring a letter from Florida.

They’ll need to try harder than that.

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When Trump goes, I bet he takes the official POTUS Twitter account with him.

I’m okay with that. (But check his suitcases for other stuff.)

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https://twitter.com/aaschapiro/status/1166925255002271744?s=21

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What a class act

(he’s not in a very great position to be calling others fat…)

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Was this after he was reminded that she’s his daughter?

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And after someone else correctly pointed her out from a group of other blonde women?

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I think AOC just won the sickest burn of the year award

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The surest way to make people think you are not totally straight: be super weirdly insistent that you are like super straight.

Maybe hold a parade.

I would not be surprised if it was learned Tucker Carlson was there and afterward he came onto one of the young angry (and like totally straight!) Men.

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Link dump clearinghouse for the underreported events of the past week.

How convenient, right?

Asked why he continued to falsely blame Obama for the annexation of Crimea, as he did almost a dozen times Monday, the president suggested that he knew the black journalist asking the question, Yamiche Alcindor of PBS News, had an ulterior motive. “I know you like President Obama,” he said, without saying how he knew that.

Another Not Racist™ racist statement.

Some pretty shocking stories from the border the I have seen little mention of:

“One detainee alleged that a Border Patrol agent told a child who had spilled soup that the child would not receive more food unless the child drank the spilled soup off the floor,”

Moving on to other things…

I love how triggered he gets over crowd sizes.

I’m getting really tired of this, “why are you taking him so literally you guys!”

So much winning.

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Orange man look bad.

The presidency ages one ten years each term.

“ . From oldest to youngest, the U.S. presidents were the following ages at the time they were sworn into office:

  1. Donald J. Trump (70 years, 7 months, 7 days)
  2. Ronald Reagan (69 years, 11 months, 14 days)
  3. William H. Harrison (68 years, 0 months, 23 days)
  4. James Buchanan (65 years, 10 months, 9 days)
  5. George H. W. Bush (64 years, 7 months, 8 days)
  6. Zachary Taylor (64 years, 3 months, 8 days)
  7. Dwight D. Eisenhower (62 years, 3 months, 6 days)
  8. Andrew Jackson (61 years, 11 months, 17 days)
  9. John Adams (61 years, 4 months, 4 days)
  10. Gerald R. Ford (61 years, 0 months, 26 days)
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