Whale shit 2020? I’ll vote for it.
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So wait, in a response to a story that he didn’t want to be seen with Tiffany because he thinks she’s fat (which is a considerably more extreme a thing than merely criticizing her appearance), Trump’s response was “I love Tiffany, she’s great.” So yeah, that totally happened. If someone said I didn’t want to appear in a photo with one of my children because I didn’t like how they looked, I’d… wow… there’s not really a way for me to express how I’d react. Let’s say I’d be more offended by that than if someone said a crowd that showed up to see me was smaller than I said it was.
Yeah, I have a male friend who recently tried having sex with a man to check it out, and afterwards said, “I might as well have had sex with a shoe.” Now that’s how you convince others you are straight.
That shooting has gone down in history. It’s like the mass shooting that spawned “I Don’t Like Mondays”. Each mass shooting used to rock the world. Now shootings need to have high body counts or sensational circumstances to make the front page of the national news.
I think the appeal of impeachment is to be a country of laws. If they don’t impeach Trump then the bar is now set at nothing. There is nothing that will ever be worth impeaching a president over. There are no laws and the president can do whatever they like. People keep saying “no one is above the law.” It is a lie.
I know it is a lie. But “be the change” is apparently a motto Pelosi does not follow.
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Those who don’t know their history are condemned to utter feeble, extemporaneous banalities while they wait for Fox News to lob a nice softball over the plate.
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It’s all about the marketing. Just re-brand it as “Ambergris.”
Ambergris 2020. Does it really matter what end it came from?
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And unlike Trump, you can make it smell like roses, figuratively. Still more useful.
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A morning tv show panelist just kinda threatened civil war from within the rocky mountains region.
You know, a typical tuesday morning in the US.
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Because squirrel season would be forever over?
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I want Whoopi to show Meghan this clip of Beto on repeat and watch her melt like a Wicked Witch
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Point of fact: Poles were some of the preferred illegal immigrant labor used to build Trump towers in several cities. Which makes them some of the builders who got stiffed the most by Trump.
Some poles I know here are astonished that he has such high support among the Polish community.
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Oh my, that poor, deluded commenter who thinks AR-15’s don’t have enough firepower to kill anyone.
I am going with the question “Is an AR-15 powerful enough to kill a human being?”
Well, it was, in several instances.
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You’d think people who like Trump because of the “tells it like it is” thing would like Beto a lot. (Obviously you wouldn’t really think that)
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Remember, Republicans are supposed to be the party of fiscal responsibility.
Then there was this false equivalency:
See? Pence can’t be anti-gay because he’s having lunch with a gay person. Never mind the fact he happens to be the PM of the host country.
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Is Pence allowed to have dinner with another man without Pence’s husband there?
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Indeed. He has some Republican peers who manage to be anti-gay while occasionally having sex with men.
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There’s a longstanding tradition of that sort of thing, made quite popular by Trump’s treasured mentor Roy Cohn. His friends said of him, “he wasn’t gay. He just really liked to f— young men.”
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“Daughter of US President serves as unelected government representative in Colombia. Decides to dress as houseplant.”
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“I’m a swamp lilly!” “I’m a swamp lilly!”
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Is this some kind of loyalty test or something? Like if you point out how it looks then you get put on the list?
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