🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

I feel I need to point out the headline to the Hill article is flat out wrong, the quote from the article was:

Vividly captures the condescension of elites & their incessant ridicule of Americans with traditional values. It elicits glee among celebrities & blue check brigade. But for the millions sick of being disrespected it elicits support for fighting back, even in a crude or vulgar way.

Which has a whole host of other issues.

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Trump suggests at rally that he will sue Pelosi and Schiff.

https://lite.cnn.io/en/article/h_1d51ebc1c30216aaf1d0f3e7b5796f99

Btw, Barratry is a misdemeanor in DC

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Another fine example of G.O.Projection

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Marco Rubio has been increasing his visibility these last few weeks. It’s like he’s preparing to run for an important public office soon… what could that be, I wonder?

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Official water sommelier for Fox News?

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Ah Mr. Carlson, so nice to see you. I take it you will be having the red meat tonight, garnished with misogyny and a side order of racism? Excellent choices all.

May I recommend pairing that with the unleaded Waukesha ‘72? It’s an insouciant little vintage from a private well on the outskirts of a dairy farm — high nitrogen levels in the soil give it a slightly funky body, while the nose is pure clover and wheat grass with a high degree of minerality. It’s a very similar terroire to the Flint ‘17 that you like so much but without the heavy metals. Truly, one of the finest waters I’ve had the privilege of tasting.

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these days its enough to stand in front of your own house to get fucked by the “authorities”, if you happen to be black.

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I’ve never been entirely clear on the goal of our mission in Syria or how we were going to accomplish it, but holy fucksox, whatever it was before, Trump has completely scuttled it. Along with the venerable Trum–brand bigotry and Trump–brand Puerto Rican humanitarian disaster, we now have Trump–brand genocide. He’s not going to just turn off the lights and leave, he’s going to burn it all down.

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https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_5da31621e4b087efdbafdbbd

Hundreds Of ISIS Supporters Escape As Turkish Troops Near Kurdish-Held Syrian Town

A U.S. military official said the situation across northeastern Syria was “deteriorating rapidly.”

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she was inside the house

Firing through a window, a white Fort Worth officer fatally shot a black woman inside her home early Saturday after police were called to the house because its doors were open, according to police and the neighbor who summoned them.

http://star-telegram.com/news/local/fort-worth/article236067328.html

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From there, Mr. Trump attacks a range of his critics. He strikes the late Arizona senator John McCain in the back of the neck. He hits the television personality Rosie O’Donnell in the face and then stabs her in the head. He strikes Representative Maxine Waters, Democrat of California. He lights the head of Senator Bernie Sanders, a Democratic presidential rival, on fire.

He takes Senator Mitt Romney, Republican of Utah, hostage before throwing him to the ground. Then he strikes former President Barack Obama in the back and throws him against a wall.

Threats to sitting Congresspeople and a former president. This merits a criminal investigation.

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The Onion cries. ‘Why dost thou punish us, dear lord? Were we not your humorous servants? Did we not succor your people and satire your enemies?”

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If Trump literally did those things, Congress would get around to impeaching him for it maybe in 2022

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Even his supporters see him as a weaseling, cowardly, back stabbing serial killer who’s afraid to face Obama.

He’s the love child of the Kevin Kline character from A Fish called Wanda and the Gimp from Pulp Fiction.

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In weird Onion articles that sounds too on the nose to sound made up news…

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More of this please:

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oprah

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