🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

Same, and I can’t blame you a bit. Hugs if you need them.

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What a time to be alive, right?

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One bit of good news IMO is seeing the TPP on there. Views will vary, but I don’t want to see U.S. “Imaginary Property” laws spreading globally. And ISDS … shudder.

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WTF BBQ? Idiot wants a wall but can’t be bothered to staff border patrol checkpoints on freakin’ highways?

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Wow–thanks for posting this. Solid. Just forwarded the link to my friends around Detroit, including one pal from ATX who fell in love with a Detroit guy so she’s yours now, you lucky ducks.

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Not precisely Trumpian, but I’ve often wondered what would happen if Hopeless Corruption met Moral Bankruptcy in a fight over the future of a terrorist organization.

Spoiler: Moral Bankruptcy wins and the terrorists give him two standing ovations.

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In your analogy, wasn’t it the person you called Moral Bankruptcy that spent $200,000 on his own clothes? Isn’t he Hopeless Corruption? Or is it the other way around but not on Tuesdays?

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It works either way. TBH, I wanted to call LaPierre “Batshit Crazy” but we have rules about that sort of thing.

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And this…

Because Trump is historically known for admiring football players who express themselves politically, and is the first to defend any threat to a football player’s honestly held beliefs.

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Because white guys, especially Trumpist white guys, can’t be terrorists. It is a “by definition” kind of thing. God, i hate this shit.

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You’d be surprised how many 4chan fascists take Laibach as being serious rather than satirical.

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I kind of love that the NRA’s leadership is publicly eating each other and they’re suing the PR company responsible for NRA TV, saying that they’re destroying the company – during their big annual party for themselves.

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Would you place folks born in the early 80s in the Xer or Millennial bucket? It seems like that’s those were the years of overlap especially for great plains states like Kansas (my parents even had an old Ma Bell rental phone despite the antitrust break up). It’s weird how my home state lagged behind until maybe… 95-96 in terms of culture and tech.

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It’s a little like being a parent in the final hour of your 4-year-old’s birthday party. You’re exhausted and the kids are fighting over the carcass of the piñata. You know it’s going to end in tears and you know you should intercede, but hey- it looks like it might tire them all out and so as long as no one picks up the broomstick, it’s all good.

The difference in this case is my unstinting hatred for the NRA and my hope that if I hand out broomsticks to their leadership, they’ll bludgeon themselves senseless.

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