🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

I don’t think you really want to know. I certainly don’t. :wink:

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I wonder if any guests thought, “He’s the prez, yet he can’t stop Dems from destroying the country. What a wimpy loser!”

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Oh for fuck sake.

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Doesn’t that mean that Michael Flynn could spill the beans on everything without fear of self-incrimination? (Not that it would happen.)

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Because the virus happenings thread is locked:

Also…

Thanks trump!

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Not a surprise, but saying the quiet part out loud is pretty important right now.

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Don’t know if you guys got wind of this or not, it was all over the office this morning. There should be a special place in hell for folks who think stunts like this are fun…

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Anybody else wondering why if oil is flirting with super low prices over the past couple of weeks, why are we still paying high prices at the pump?

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Checks to see if we have a new interim administration…nope?

Then…nope.

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Expensive oil flows out of the ground, through the refineries, to the pump at light-speed.

Cheap oil moves at a snail’s pace.

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Complex answer: retail fuel prices always lag months behind the raw price of oil/barrel.

Simple answer: Profiteering!

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I filled my tank up for 1.75 a gallon the other day.

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I bet his offer was conditional that they deliver before November.

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No shit, Sherlock…

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That’s only when the prices are low. When prices are high, the effects are somehow immediate.

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“Rise like a rocket, fall like a feather.” Always.

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As a gas station manager explained to my mom years ago, new gas that gets bought at a higher price makes the price go up immediately to cover the cost, but new gas that gets bought at a lower price doesn’t cause the price to go down immediately because they’re still working on selling off the more expensive stuff.

I dunno if I necessarily buy that, but it seems like the reasoning they go with.

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I guess it’ll be off-limits for Trump now. No rallies, no Mar-a-Lago, how will he survive?

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