🖕 🍊 🤡 A Continuing Round-Up of Trumpian Events 🖕 🍊 🤡

Maybe he won’t? :crossed_fingers:

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Who wants to bet people are accuse him of being a part of the deep state next?

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Also, will someone tell him it’s “martial law” not “marshall law”…

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What a Marco bozo! It’s “Martial law”.

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Marshall Law. That sounds like something you’d see on late-night TV, reruns of a 50s Hollywood B&W western.

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What has Dr. Evil ever done to deserve that?

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Like this is straight up heretical thought wrt scripture and other sources. God don’t stop a virus cause you kiss its butt a bit more in the pews and at prayer. Why do so many American preachers talk these nonsensical heresy?

Even Job got his butt kicked on a bet between God and Satan. So come on, this is just nonsense.

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On March 2, CureVac’s then-CEO Daniel Menichella attended a meeting at the White House to discuss coronavirus vaccine development with Trump and members of his coronavirus taskforce.
On March 11, the company announced Menichella would be replaced by company founder Ingmar Hoerr, without giving a reason why.

On Sunday, the head of CureVac’s biggest investor said that an exclusive contract with the US was out of the question.

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How convenient.

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Making that pun will cause social distancing. DonatellaNobody was just doing their part to help contain the spread of the pandemic, by sharing this vital health aid.

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It’s Lou’s fault:

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Every time Trump opens his mouth the stock market crashes now

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Do you want RBG to get sick (and she’s not the only older person on the court)? She just went into remission again, so… maybe them taking a break is a good thing in this case?

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No, it’s good news. This way, we will be able to spend our quarantine time fantasizing about the humiliation Trump will face when he’s forced to reveal his finances at last. When the SJC finally hears the case and rules in his favor, we’ll be disappointed again, severely enough that if the ruling came down while we were immured, we might lose the will to live. Lifesaver, for sure.

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Is Marshall Law:

  1. An Australian TV show
  2. A Tekken character, or
  3. The actual names of law colleges, such as those at the University of Illinois at Chicago and Cleveland State University?

All three

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Surely it’s Marital Law? No?

:grin:

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My favorite response to one of my jokes:

“Buy me a drink to make that joke go away.”

Said in total seriousness.

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And…did you?

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