You’ve got your crimes mixed up. That’s not laundering, that’s embezzling. They’ll also have to launder it, but that part will be in secret.
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Strap in kids.
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They could offer to swap their T-bills for Alaska.
And Donnie-Two-Bibles would accept1), spinning it as the real estate deal of the millennium.
1) Unless Putin already has dibs, of course.
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Bumpy ride ahead for sure, regardless of how this play out. If they actually decide to ramp this up (needn’t go “full nuclear” to have a significant impact) it will be pretty damned horrible.
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He doesn’t have the capital to even pretend to do the work. He’s just laundering someone else’s money.
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Someone should make a list of the other countries who wanted to work with the U.S. that the U.S. alienated by playing hardball. It’s a sickening stupid waste.
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eta: Just noticed that BI changed the title of that piece to “Might Have”.
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The witch hunt just took down another witch.
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The WH’s Bible study group, sponsored by Mike Pence, has been distributing pamphlets encouraging staff to “stop committing masturbation”.
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Do they have weird rules about masturbation like the Proud Boys?
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I can just imagine thoughtfully reading the pamphlet and asking a few clarifying questions about the sin of masturbation.
And then visibly downloading Grindr and registering for a new account and browsing while they watch.
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Worked in regards to Brexit and Trump, so why not? Same song, next verse.
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In response to a question about treason from a reporter, Trump names people who he feels deserve to be put to death, including Comey, then mentions Mueller and his “18 killers”.
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I obviously have no interest in actually watching this because I can’t stand to listen to his whiny word salad nonsense for more than 10 seconds, but I guess it’s enough to know that it exists.
Anyone who thinks Trump is an 11-dimensional chess player who’s triangulating Dems into a trap by doing all of this impeachable stuff is out of their goddamn mind. This man is already collapsing more and more visibly on a daily basis just with what’s currently going on. Start an impeachment hearing and he won’t suddenly become massively popular, he’ll just shriek even louder to his 38% hardcore base of cult members while the rest of us try not to die of irony poisoning.
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God, Kanye is yet another moron who only makes shit even worse; he, like his idol 45, can’t die soon enough.
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Did no one tell those poor lost vacqueros that it’s customary to remove one’s hat indoors?
Unless there are religious reasons of course or one is a lady whose coiffure might get disturbed.
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You’d think that’d do it, but don’t hold your breath.
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