A round up of Trumpian events 🖕🍊🤡

Except Chief-of-Staff is nowhere in the standard line of succession. If he really wants to secure a dynasty, Ivanka needs to replace Pence.

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Flash her tits, and he’ll probably do the Nazi head-melting thing.

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I’m reminded of this Steve Martin bit: “I forgot armed robbery is illegal”

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Give them a little time and watch.

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Flash her tits and trump will marry his daughter.

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I got one! Maybe it was a copycat. Someone sent it to an email address that I’ve only ever used to register my website. I happened to check the spam folder and there it was.

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Well that explains why Pence keeps asking Mother to taste his food first,

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I love this developing narrative from “it didn’t happen” to “maybe it did but I had no knowledge of it” to “it did but it’s their doing” to “it’s not anything criminal” to Giuliani saying today “it’s just minor crimes”.

Also somebody should tell Trump that being ignorant of the law doesn’t made you immune from prosecution. This is one of the first things they teach you when studying the law. (INAL but I was studying to be one for a time.)

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The logical conclusion will be “He did it. What are you going to do about it?”

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Hey CBP, I got two for you right here.
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Not in the US where a political dynasty is just a family lineage voted into power across generations - like the Kennedys. Having family in office means they can run for senate even if the Trump presidential runs folds. It’s not like their agenda would change with Ivanka in office, even if their proposed policy does.

Otherwise succession in the autocrat world doesn’t care about what’s written down but we have worse problems if things went that far.

Why would he regret that? It’s been the Republican Party position for years.

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https://www.reuters.com/article/us-turkey-us-gulen/turkey-says-trump-working-on-extraditing-wanted-cleric-gulen-idUSKBN1OF0BM

Gulen denies any involvement in the failed putsch. Trump said last month he was not considering extraditing the preacher as part of efforts to ease Turkish pressure on Saudi Arabia over the killing of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi in Istanbul.

But last month is a different world.

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Sure, keep pointing out how weak you look to everyone by doing shit like that.

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Who cares about what Hatch regrets. The GOP made their bed, now they can lie in it.

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Speaking of which…

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Republican Party: It’s kinda lookin’ like we shot ourselves in the foot with all our anti immigration fear mongering, useless to the middle class tax cuts, and misogynistic policies.

Texas Judge: yep, y’all are right about that. Let’s not do that again… better stick out yer other foot an’ hold ‘er up high, I don’t see too good no more.

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There’s speculation that an ACA repeal would be a good thing because it could remove a huge obstacle to Medicare for All. Which may be true but FFS these are people’s lives in the balance here.

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