Gollum crotch underwear incoming in 3…2…1…
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“To hold your precious bits.”
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That’s right you’re sorry!
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I am. I really could have done far better work if it wasn’t a rush job.
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*LMAO!
It’s not one of your better works, but it still made me laugh.
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Here you go, @nemomen.
Too mainstream? We have something in the back room for the more, um, sophisticated taste.
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Why, because it lies dormant for hundreds of years?
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I wish I wasn’t busy with work, and yet am also glad since I’m pretty sure I’d go here first and feel conflicted about it:
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Conflated with vagina dentata? Um, just…no.
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If that’s a vagina, what’s that thing on the front of it?
Sex Ed 101: the clitoris! 
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Meh. The goblin shark nose over the vagina dentata is a much more terrifying clitoris.
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Wild Turkeys are actually pretty badass animals. You don’t want to get gored by one.
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This is…is this a thing?!? Please tell me where it lives so I can avoid that place.
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They’re a deep-sea fish, Psychrolutes microporos, that’s picked up the nickname blobfish, though they only look like that after humans dredge them up from the deep and they aren’t under the high water pressure. They’re still not beautiful in the deeps though:
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