They won’t get much money from seizing and auctioning off all of his broadcast and network equipment, but goddamn, they should do that right away.
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Not that it’s stopping him from trying. Even NOW he’s continuing to demonstrate he has zero remorse just in case there was some tiny sliver of a chance that some judge or jury might take pity on him at some point down the road.
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Ideally, while he’s broadcasting.
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Yes, hello. I would like to offer my most intellectual reply….
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BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAAAAA!
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This was a civil suit. In most places defamation is a civil matter rather than a criminal one. That’s why Jones is facing a gargantuan financial judgement instead of going to prison.
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I’m hoping that when he dies, a dog shits on his grave every day until the heat death of the universe.
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If we’re lucky, he will fuck around with the settlement payment with these judges, and he’ll go to jail for contempt.
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No, Mr Jones, you are afraid, you are going away, and you are going to stop.
Now fuck off, you vile gammon-faced scumbag.
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Well said!
In a way Jones is like Trump. He won’t listen to his lawyers, he keeps escalating and providing new ways to incriminate himself.
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It’s really doing my head in that anyone would be trying to frame him as the victim of persecution. I keep thinking, “First they came for the evil asshole who was torturing grieving parents, and I said ‘Good,’ because fuck that guy, he’s a monster who deserves every consequence heading his way…”
Given that his lawyers accidentally/incompetently released all his personal communications, I’m guessing some of his (incriminating) financial information is already revealed without even having to go to that sort of trouble…
I’m hoping someone digs up his grave, steals his body and headstone and then insists that ‘Alex Jones’ never actually existed - he was a deep-fake all along!
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… the fabled scorpion-frog that compulsively stings itself until it drowns?
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Marge has got his back.
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It will not matter when he is dead. I’d rather a dog was trained to shit on his feet every day while he is alive.
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Alex doesn’t believe in a lot of things, such as basic human decency, but one thing that he definitely doesn’t believe in is going to bite him in the ass, and HARD, and that is FORENSIC ACCOUNTANTS, who are going to find all of the money that he thinks that he has hidden away, and make sure that the families of his victims get it. And it will be glorious to watch him burn.
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Put a coin-operated toilet on his grave and use the proceeds to help pay off these judgments to the Sandy Hook victims’ families.
Those scales don’t go high enough. I’m not sure 11 is high enough either. Make them logarithmic scales and have one (or both) go to a billion.
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What I hope is that he’s tried to move some of his money overseas. You can owe a bunch of money to the IRS and still operate your life – the IRS is remarkably flexible – but if there’s one way to get the IRS to fucking destroy you - near infinite fines, readily available jail time – it’s unreported overseas accounts.
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And just keep on doing that over and over. And bill him for the effort.
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