Alex Jones shouting "NEVER!" for an hour


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/08/14/alex-jones-shouting-never.html


#2

Never?


#3

My “human-spirit” can beat up his "human-spirit."
But yelling like that would hurt me.


#4


#5

I wonder who he’s yelling at, some chemtrails maybe?


#6

INFO WARS. Never was there a more unwittingly apt description of a ‘news’ enterprise.

This man keeps an emergency medication locket of sublingual nitroglycerin. I’m sure of it.


#7

Never say never. Example: I thought I had arranged my life in such a way that I’d never have to hear anything from or about this pus-filled, man-sized boil ever again.


#8

Yeah, the cocaine finally took its toll on Breitbart, I’m surprised Jones has kept up the redfaced shtick so long.


#9

Never will I watch that video! Never! Never, ever!!

Well, maybe just a little.


#10

Most people don’t know that he was a subject in the Fort Bragg experiments on debleated goats and Project Stargate’s remote viewing.

I can only imagine what that might do to a fragile mind.


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#12

Oh crap I almost forgot this classic too


#13

Better:


#14

Is this the evolved form of the Pokemon Limbaugh?


#15

He’s the unevolved form of Glennbeck.


#16

Alex Jones is very concerned about Trump and goblins.


#17

Going to give you up?
Going to let you down?
[ etc ]


#18

Say what you will about Alex Jones… that man can fry!!!


#19

I thought it was odd that at the 45m 23s point, he stopped and blamed the whole rant on his being a closeted homosexual. Didn’t see that coming. Well, at least not at that particular point.


#20

Next episode he shouts, “gonna” for an hour. Then after that, “give”. It’ll be the worst Rickroll ever.