An Air National Guardsman thought a parody website for hitmen was real and tried to get work. Turns out he was messaging the FBI.

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Yes, the tie is dreadful

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The thing about desperately wanting a cool sniper nickname reminds me of this. (Although I’m sure that he was far less competent)

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Yes nicknames / callsigns are almost never flattering.

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Maybe not an assassin but the few times I’ve needed help with bad guys trying to squeeze me out of business I’ve had pretty good success with…

If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The A-Team.

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Mr. Pink : Why can’t we pick our own colors?

Joe : No way, no way. Tried it once, it doesn’t work. You get four guys all fighting over who’s gonna be Mr. Black, but they don’t know each other, so nobody wants to back down. No way. I pick. You’re Mr. Pink. Be thankful you’re not Mr. Yellow.

-Reservoir Dogs

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