I’m not plugging any specific products, butt…
The Mister Fister seems thread appropriate.
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They probably spend a lot of time talking about weird stuff like bananas…
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Ouch.
And, ouch.
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Was wondering when that would show up here… doubleplusgood!
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Soon available on the BoingBoing Store!
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You win.
In all seriousness guys, girls, and everyone in between? This is why you should always sanatize your most personal things. IN a word bleaching might be recommended before you try anal because you never know what else might becoming into or going out of there. So remember. While it may be fun, it’s also dangerous.
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So - this probably means nothing unless someone used their .gov email? Or what ever hotmail/AOL account Hillary or Trump uses…
Mister Fister
Oh, the time has cum
And you know that you’re the only one
To say, let’s play…
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Inappropriately lifted from another boing boing article…
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Surely this is the thread in which to throw out inappropriate anecdotes:
I’ve done a lot of semi-improvised comedy shows and I’ve learned that any kind of sex based humor is generally what goes over best, so I have become perhaps overly proficient at innuendo insertion. During a conversation with one of my professors, she said to me, “I’ve got you pegged.” My response: “I think you’ve been my teacher far too recently for that to be completely proper.”
She apparently didn’t get it, but the gender studies professor in the room was obviously dying of laughter inside.
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Also, there used to be something called FFA and they weren’t the Future Farmers of America. Well, maybe some of them were. Who knows? For all I know they still might exist.
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Throwing some sex into your jokes…goes over well.
Throwing some jokes into your sex…not so much!
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Here’s hoping all the leading politicians and clergy are outed.
Personally, I’m not worried, because I let my membership prolapse.
Edit: I mean, I let my pro membership lapse.
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Innuendo insertion, or insertion innuendo?
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Stay outta my endo.
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Few things delight me more than being able to add a new euphemism to my collection. That one also reminds me of Les Murray’s poem “Vindaloo in Merthyr Tydfil”, in particular these lines:
O vindaloo, sir! You sure you want vindaloo, sir?
But I cried Yes please, being too far in to go back…Oh it was a ride on Watneys plunging red barrel
through all the burning ghats of most carnal ambition
and never again will I want such illumination
for three days on end concerning my own mortal coil…
So you’re saying we should go and look at it?
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