Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2021/01/24/internet-based-chastity-belts-hijacked-by-malicious-hackers.html
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What took them so long? Was the problem too hard?
I’ll see myself out
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Where there’s a will…
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That’s bound to be someone’s fetish. They should advertise that as an exciting feature.
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Hack attack. Pfft. No surprise. What I wanna know is this: How many of these were sold?
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The flaccid attempts to solve the problem only erected more barriers to personal pleasure. It’s probably better to just abstain from usage so that you don’t get fucked.
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Yeah, uh… that’s a feature.
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HA HA HA HA HA HA gasp hee hee hee hee hee hee wheeeeze
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The problem was too hard, and the solution was too long. But it was not properly solved because, basically, nobody had enough skin in the game.
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Now where have I seen this before.
Oh yeah, here:
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Well, that’s a form of ransomware where backups just won’t help…
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I first thought this was a reboing but that story was about the possibility of such an attack, This story is that such an attack has actually taken place.
Moral: Update your sex toys, folks!
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I guess that explains the huge increase in the price of bitcoin these past few weeks.
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“Scrotum cable will tighten in 60 seconds.”
[Account password incorrect]
“Scrotum cable will tighten in 30 seconds.”
[Account password incorrect]
“Scrotum cable will tighten in 20 seconds.”
[Account password incorrect. Please press “I forgot my password”]
“Scrotum cable will tighten in 10, 9, 8…”
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honestly i thought cell mate was a range extender for my phone …the instructions did seem a bit odd in retrospect.
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This is why you should only lock your bits in a Faraday Cage!
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FNAR!
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There’s even more problematic thing available on Aliexpress - a lockable buttplug controlled by smartphone app. I’m pretty sure that it can be hacked too, and the results could be awful and embarrassing.
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something something firmware.
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