And now, eight hours of vintage department store holiday music

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Someone wants a little extra penis cream in his stocking…

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I’m hearing non-descript christmas-like songs in my head right now!

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I only recently fuond out that you can sing “War Pigs” to the tune of “Jingle Bells.”

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Really? The syllable count seems very off to me.

Dashing through the snow —
Generals gathered in —

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I started out working for a jewelry “road show” in Costco, during the holiday season, right under a speaker playing Christmas music. And it was a 12-hour shift. so… Yeah.

It’s not the old stuff that truly annoys me. It’s the horrifyingly bad NEW renditions of the horrifyingly bad old standbys that completely torque my crank. If I listen to more than a few minutes of “neo-Xmas” crap, I’m pretty sure I’ll have an aneurysm.

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I’m an idiot. It’s not “jingle bells,” it’s “deck the halls.”

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