Antimasker goes to Home Depot to holler at mask people

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Antimasker goes to Home Depot to huff spray paint out of a paper bag

ftfy

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These people will always exist. The human brain is a complicated object, and sometimes it just…doesn’t work right.

Escort her out, and call the police if she causes more trouble.

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As a New Hampshirite, I can definitely say: Yes, yes we do have the cloning facility, and no, it is not secret. Take a look at our legislature, it’s filled with assholes like this one.

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https://www.nhpr.org/post/maskless-nh-lawmaker-runs-hearings-after-florida-trip#stream/0 ‘He said he had maintained social distance throughout his trip to Florida and later donned a face shield to satisfy anyone he said was “whining and complaining.”’

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Do these people make up a large enough subset of Karens that we can start using the term Maskarens?

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Grrrr. Why can’t these people be pepper sprayed?

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The lack of a mask would ensure they get a proper snootful, too.

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Yes, let’s move on that, STAT!

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If the spray has a maximum range of six feet (2 metres), the law allowing self defense should apply.

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That’s what I was thinking. I’m seriously considering a side gig as a workaday superhero who just hangs out in shopping areas and steps forward to pepper spray these jerks then ninja-glides away.

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Meanwhile, in our local Home Depot the employees don’t even bother. If they’re wearing one at all (most weren’t last I was in there), it’s in chinguard mode. There’s a reason why the last time I was there is the last time I was there.

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Go for it!
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Oh, I was thinking “mask-holes”, but I think yours is better.

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Weeelllll, aside from it probably being an assault, they would probably clear out the whole store afterwards to prevent anyone else accidentally coming into contact and having a bad reaction.

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We need to come up with a better term for chinguard, something more along the lines of dick nose.

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Totally worth it. At least imaginationally :wink:

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The Idaho of the Northeast?

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Southpark suggests: “Chin Diapers”

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