Originally published at: Antimasker goes to Home Depot to holler at mask people | Boing Boing
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Antimasker goes to Home Depot to huff spray paint out of a paper bag
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These people will always exist. The human brain is a complicated object, and sometimes it just…doesn’t work right.
Escort her out, and call the police if she causes more trouble.
As a New Hampshirite, I can definitely say: Yes, yes we do have the cloning facility, and no, it is not secret. Take a look at our legislature, it’s filled with assholes like this one.
https://www.nhpr.org/post/maskless-nh-lawmaker-runs-hearings-after-florida-trip#stream/0 ‘He said he had maintained social distance throughout his trip to Florida and later donned a face shield to satisfy anyone he said was “whining and complaining.”’
Do these people make up a large enough subset of Karens that we can start using the term Maskarens?
Grrrr. Why can’t these people be pepper sprayed?
The lack of a mask would ensure they get a proper snootful, too.
Yes, let’s move on that, STAT!
If the spray has a maximum range of six feet (2 metres), the law allowing self defense should apply.
That’s what I was thinking. I’m seriously considering a side gig as a workaday superhero who just hangs out in shopping areas and steps forward to pepper spray these jerks then ninja-glides away.
Meanwhile, in our local Home Depot the employees don’t even bother. If they’re wearing one at all (most weren’t last I was in there), it’s in chinguard mode. There’s a reason why the last time I was there is the last time I was there.
Go for it!
Oh, I was thinking “mask-holes”, but I think yours is better.
Weeelllll, aside from it probably being an assault, they would probably clear out the whole store afterwards to prevent anyone else accidentally coming into contact and having a bad reaction.
We need to come up with a better term for chinguard, something more along the lines of dick nose.
Totally worth it. At least imaginationally
The Idaho of the Northeast?