Anyone watching the US Presidential debate tonight?

[Melizmatic]

I think I can handle reading it better than I could watching it.

I hate the sound of his voice, unironically.

[SteampunkBanana]

Pizza.net is the best in cyberspace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUSqX7B5DXs

[anon63496581]

Can someone translate that mess into something comprehensible?

[IronEdithKidd]

Unpossible, there’s no there there.

[anon63496581]

[nemomen]

@Melizmatic

I hate the sound of his voice, unironically.

Watching that thing was painful. His voice is grating, though it’s watching him be so obnoxiously conceited while he’s lying, displaying complete ignorance, and dropping incoherence bombs that makes it most painful.

[Nonentity]

@null

Well if your 10 year old can’t do cyber, who can?

I thought most boys wouldn’t get into that kind of thing until they were around 12.

[anon29631895]

Why aren’t all y’all giving the Drumpf credit for the most obvious “improved” aspect of his performance? His handlers somehow kept him away from the Cheeto dust.

[anon6955837]

I don’t think his lies are nuanced enough to take much time to disentangle.

[nungesser]

1993 me: Hey future me, tell me about 2016!
2016 me: Oh uh well, Donald Trump is running for president and just told the world that his 10 year old son can really cyber.
1993 me: Wat

[Brainspore]

@critter

I don’t think his lies are nuanced enough to take much time to disentangle.

But the sheer speed and quantity of lies! It’s like fighting a DDoS attack.

[Melizmatic]

@nemomen

it’s watching him be so obnoxiously conceited while he’s lying, displaying complete ignorance, and dropping incoherence bombs that makes it most painful.

This, exactly.

[SpunkyTWS]

Geez, I thought it was bad that Melania was plagiarizing Michelle Obama, but now it turns out Trump is plagiarizing Gertrude Stein.

Where’s my copy of Tender Buttons?

[Donald_Petersen]

@nungesser

When called racist by Hillary for both his birther claims and for refusing to rent properties to black people in the 70s – which he was sued for, twice – Trump didn’t deny it, but instead just said that those cases were settled out of court “without admission of guilt” (as if that’s a good thing?)

@anon29631895

His handlers somehow kept him away from the Cheeto dust.

My wife noticed that right away. She was heretofore unfamiliar with the cause of the Jersey Shore fake-n-bake spray-tan look and couldn’t figure out why he was always so damned orange before.

[anon29631895]

@Donald_Petersen

My wife noticed that right away. She was heretofore unfamiliar with the cause of the Jersey Shore fake-n-bake spray-tan look and couldn’t figure out why he was always so damned orange before.

If she is interested, here’s the makeup tutorial:

Make Your Face Great Again Makeup Tutorial

[LearnedCoward]

“Cybersecurity is a very tough problem to tackle, but the younger generations are up to the challenge”

That’s a very rough translation on my part, and I still don’t see where he’s going with that. Should the US invest more money in cybersecurity training? What about cyber warfare, including attacks?

[LearnedCoward]

When they did use that word, it meant something totally different.

[Snowlark]

Watching the debates, I felt like I was living in an alt-universe where The Onion was a legitimate source of news.

That feeling hasn’t worn off yet.

[Brainspore]

As far as excuses go “a lot of people were sued for racist housing discrimination!” was pretty weak, but my favorite part was when he claimed he couldn’t be a racist because Jews and blacks were allowed into the country club he opened in 1997.

[anon29631895]

@Brainspore

but my favorite part was when he claimed he couldn’t be a racist because Jews and blacks were allowed into the country club he opened in 1997.

Yes. I am surprised that one hasn’t received more attention. Out of all his statements, that is the one where I came closest to doing a full spit-take.