As election looms, Mormon church tells women to leave social media for 10 days

Your bishop will tell you how to vote. Now run along and make another baby.

Seriously, the Mormon religion is nothing more than a cosmic pyramid scheme (the more descendants you have, the higher your status in the hereafter) , and you know how pyramid schemes turn out.

And flying into SLC can be a true white-knuckle experience with the mountains immediately to the east.

I don’t think this is doctrinally accurate.

But then, I only have 3 kids punched on my “Get Out of Hell Free” card, so what do I know?

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