So does football.
For example, law 2
Qualities and measurements
The ball is:
• spherical
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Well done. I see you’ve played Rules Of Cricket before. 
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The AP does a great job on fact checking his whole speech.
TLDR; everything he said is a lie.
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Like always.
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words go in, words come out. You can’t explain that…
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You have omitted the most important part: The Quebecois secret weapon, Poutine
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Hey! That’s the wrong photo. Its the cemetery for those lost in the Bowling Green Massacre!
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There’s a long and detailed explanation over on Reddit written by a speech therapist that details what probably happened when Trump screwed up the speech and claimed that soldiers defended airports in the Revolutionary War.
Tl;dr: due to Trump’s notorious inability to read and his inadequate vocabulary, he exerts all of his concentration trying to say what is written that he doesn’t really process the words until he has already spoken a good deal of the sentence. The author of the comment suggests that Trump got tripped up on the unfamiliar word “rampart” and conflated a line about “bombs bursting in air” with word “rampart” and came up with the familiar word “airport.”
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Shorter version: We have Evil Rain Man for a president.
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Don’t forget the mythical Fort McHendry.
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i think the meaning is as plain as your morning covfefe.
look, everyone presumes the president is a very dumb man. but, what if he were a very smart man. then wouldn’t we be the dumb ones? why doesn’t anyone realize this?
he knows what he’s saying. you just have to know what he’s saying. does that make sense? and if you start by knowing what he’s saying is what he’s saying. doesn’t that make more “sense”?
i mean just look at the fisa courts and what happening with them. with all the space news. and the earthquakes. you think that’s a coincidence? what about the fed and the shadow fed? it’s all related. that’s what im saying.
all the facts are there. you just have to find them. don’t let the liberal media try to blind you.
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And connect them.
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Trump is a beat poet who is far more confused than the rest of us.
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Teleprompters… They’ll be connected to the Internet now, right? whistles innocently
Still, that would be redundant.
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“I wanted to see the Dark Lord speak to us Death Eaters,” Joseph said. “He has America first and that’s what I care about. I want to see Death Eaters thrive before Muggles who doesn’t deserve to be here thrive.”
ETA: Nah, that’s too over-the-top for JK Rowling.
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