Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/08/17/trump-cancels-military-par.html
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Reboing:
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the parade has not been cancelled but relocated to his golf club…
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I think the post is relevant in the sense that this update is about Trump “deciding to cancel” the parade because he’s the one that doesn’t want it anymore. Totally.
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Waiting for his next tweet: PUTIN jsut called me and said he’d be GLAD to have RUSSIAN tanks roll down Penn Ave, for FREE. Good to know who yr REAL FRIENDS are.
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#blessed #bestiesforever #suckithaters
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And anyway he never really wanted the parade in the first place because covfeve.
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Just in case he doesn’t know the difference between “cancel” and “postpone”.
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That’s why I had it in scare quotes – I just neglected to link back and add the necessary context of the Pentagon having already told him to get fucked. Fixin! cc @Melizmatic
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His version of sour grapes; got ya.
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They’re sweet grapes. Because he says so. They’re the best grapes. Just hyuge. You wouldn’t believe how great they are.
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No, that’s the flaming 3 ring circus cum “Presidential Dumpster Fire and Republican Asshole Fest” that’s being relocated/duplicated - the ongoing event that doesn’t seem to want to bend to the tenets of reality.
Maybe he should have had Eric organize the parade 
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(I couldn’t even type that last sentence without laughing. dRumpf can’t even sire or find/entice/bribe competent grifters.)
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Oh man! a Veterans Day parade of only private military contractors, that would be…appropriate.
Oops, sorry, I was thinking of Erik Prince, not Prince Eric
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Next up in the news: “Cat runs face-first into sliding glass door; walks away nonchalantly, ‘Totally meant to do that, guys’, says cat.”
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So graceful. Like a drunken eagle flying a blimp
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Please stop, Trumpty Dumpty – I can’t stand all this winning.
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Nailed it
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