But do you think he was self-aware enough to ask for professional mourners, or is the crowd size going to be up to chance?
My hope is still something like this, except without the upset family, who I assume are going to be busy fighting for whatever inheritance there is.
Instead of a horse drawn caisson for the funeral procession- they’ll use a golf cart.
Wouldn’t a tractor be appropriate for hauling away Russian property?
I was thinking about high-ranking members of the GOP fighting to take his place, and how it would be more like a Klingon rite of succession or this scene from Charade:
as long as it’s sooner rather than later i sure won’t quibble on the term
Depends on whether or not they serve a meal.
“I don’t mind going if a lunch is provided,” observed the gentleman, “But I must be fed.”
I get your point, but no, a human body won’t degrade in a septic tank, it’ll just plug it up and need to be fished out.
Sorry to be so literal, but there’s got to be a better final resting place that fulfills your point without being biologically impossible!
ETA: Yeah, there you go! Much more appropriate!!
I’m not opposed to his body residing there in perpetuity.
Are we even sure he is biodegradable at this point?
And “lie” fits him better anyway, you know…
Can they be compelled to testify? 
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Military training or white supremacist training? 
Webster, who previously served on the protective security detail of former New York mayor Mike Bloomberg, was the first of about 150 defendants charged with assaulting an officer to take his case to a jury and the first to argue self-defense.
Federal juries in Washington have now found all four defendants who have gone to trial on felony charges guilty in the rioting that began after President Donald Trump urged supporters to go to the Capitol where Congress was confirming Joe Biden’s 2020 election victory.
And yet trump is still cool with McTraitor.
