Originally published at: Authorities seize Andrew Tate's luxury cars | Boing Boing
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The schadenfreude is delicious.
Chef’s kiss.
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From getalife to getting life. Don’t mess with Greta.
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#gretalife 
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It’s beautiful happenstance like this that reaffirms my faith in humanity.
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Every time I think THIS is the cherry on top, they add another layer of deliciousness.
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Ahem…
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Only several, not the 33 he claimed to have in his tweet? I wonder if that’s because the others are outside their jurisdiction.
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Or inside his head? 
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Bad guy rule #1: Don’t keep all your eggs bugattis in one basket country.
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They really should give Greta one. Or sell it to her for a dollar.
She could sell it for charity, or host an event where you get to bash it with a bat for $10, or just keep as a trophy.
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Hey, what are the CO2 emissions of those cars again? Looks like zero right now.
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Other rule #1’s regarding ill-gotten eggs:
Don’t keep them in your own name
Lease or heavily finance
Keep quiet about this shit
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Andrew Tate’s cars are probably owned by Cayman Islands shell companies owned by Panama blind trusts.
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If he was smart, yes. Let’s see who steps up to claim those cars back.
The thing about bad guys is that they don’t like following rules, even the bad guy #1 rules.
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Or get it recycled.
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Semi-on-topic:
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It is such a BS strawman statement.
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