Do not want. This is obviously only useful for Cavendish bananas.
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It is if you intend to eat it…
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Crap. Did I miss the part in the Manly Man Handbook about having to eat a fucking salad spinner?!?
That does it…beta for life
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My bad, I meant the spinach. You should never eat or attempt to fuck a salad spinner.
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Looks like a non-fatal Darwin award generator. I can think of few more terrifying uses of “powerful dc motors.”
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These are legit helpful for cleaning dirty dog paws and as the little silicone nub brushes are like medium firm would probably hurt a bit if used off label.
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The eyelid, it closes from the bottom!?
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I prefer a more flexible AC/DC motor myself
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I, um, came here for a jolly good laugh, am satisfied.
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No, you need a Salad Tosser instead.
Edit to remove an errant quote.
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I assume ads like this are for liability reasons, in case someone does some damage with the thing on high speed.
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Like making a banana… umm, split?
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You know not to eat a lot of bananas, right? Because you may end up with vitamin A deficiency and that will make you blind. A friend of mine did this when he was a greedy teenager and was told to eat fish-heads (cue the music). Eventually his sight returned.
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Apropos of nothing… I Like Bananas - The Hoosier Hotshots - YouTube
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Bruised plumbs are a very real danger.
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What if you’ve had everclear and methylated pyrovalerones for lunch?
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Those aren’t the plums you bruise.
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