Badass Space Dragon 2.0 - Round 4 - Cube Farm

Duck’s Pond
For once every seat, booth and barstool at Duck’s is full. Jacques sits on a folding chair by the back door, turning an odd-shaped piece of cloth in his hands as the other captains shout, vent and strategize. Except for one captain, who just keeps screaming “Nilaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” at regular intervals when not drinking.

Jacques waits for a pause in the discussion, stands, and begins to speak: “My fellow capitains….”, but someone else starts talking. He does this ten more times, until finally, with the room beginning to clear out, he is heard.

“My fellow capitains, I think…”

“Nilaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”

“…I think it is likely that the rumors are true: Unizone intends to replace us completely with a drone delivery fleet. In fact, I even believe the prototype drone was here earlier, but has left, making me more comfortable to discuss things.

“The sole mission Unizone offers is a suicide run: even if you survive, the costs incurred will all but dictate death or retirement when the next missions become available, and we all know that Unizone doesn’t allow retirement. One might be inclined to try to take advantage of their new low cost hull repair, but that will not significantly mitigate the expected damage, even assuming it works as advertised. The communications package débâcle must be remembered.

“But only some of us can afford to transition to Ella’s fleet, and doing that has further costs, as many of us who can cannot then afford to maintain our ships with her meager profit to costs ratio. Moreover, while Ella promises to free our ships from Unizone’s nefarious remote control systems, what guarantee do we have that her engineers will not simply rig us up the same for her? Not that we have a significant choice in the matter.

“The Community Bank idea is indeed a sound one, but many questions remain, and we have little time to sort them out. It would be most optimal if all of us could switch allegiance. Even if this hard news out of Unizone changes, and they begin to offer proper opportunities, in this case they would be required to drop their monopolistic front. But I worry that even with all of the money being offered in private or Community Bank loans, we will not be able to liberate all ships.

“My questions about the Community Bank are these:

  1. The Community Bank will have to make many decisions, some very hard. This requires governance: what is our strategy here? Will all donors have a vote in decisions? Will they vote for a board who makes decisions? Will votes be weighted against money put into the bank? What of people who contribute or have contributed, but also wish to take out loans? My suggestion would be to not weight votes, but that any contributor who wishes to apply for a loan must abstain from voting in that round of disbursements. Also, tabled votes should be tallied after a cutoff period, to prevent them from being hung by incommunicative members.

  2. How will the Community Bank choose who to disburse loans to, and what will they expect in return? Unless the Community Bank is to just be a charity, they must require some kind of fee on loans to make up for circumstances where loans cannot be repaid. Missions can be failed, either by loss of cargo or even by loss of ship. Some sort of fee based an expected risk could be used to offset this, but another idea would be if the cost of unrepaid loans was divided amongst those who had taken loans for that mission and could repay. Capitains who simply failed their missions would still be expected to repay their debts, but the bank would be more likely to remain solvent. However, we would likely want to add some percentage fee to reward those who have contributed into the bank as well. Also, how will members withdraw their contributions?

  3. Will the Bank support some missions but not others? It might be tempting to require capitains seeking loans to apply for Mission 4 with its lower cost and greater certainty of returns. But these returns are meager, and between interest (however we calculate that) and damages, this will result in overall diminishing the usefulness of the ship of the capitain taking out the loan. Mission 2 might allow all to profit, but carries a risk of failure that would have to be eaten by the Bank.

  4. How will the Bank respond to becoming a new political entity in Charibdys? Certainly if the Bank’s initial purpose is to rob Unizone of slaves, Unizone will not take kindly to it. Ella will perhaps be more friendly, if it seems that the Bank overall is beneficial to her, but she might begin to place demands of fealty on it as Unizone has on us. And, of course, it will naturally become a target for…”

“Nilaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”

“Anyway, my dear capitains who have remained, and remained awake, long enough to listen to this: here is my offer. I shall put the remainder of my money (b23.00000) into the Bank. I shall request a loan to transfer to Ella and undertake one of her missions. I would prefer Mission 2, but will accept Mission 4 (or even 3 if the Bank governors decide). If it there is not enough money, then I will accept Mission 1, and my money will be the Bank’s should I not survive.”

@patrace This is to say, if Jacques receives a loan before the cutoff, he will take the Mission he is offered, otherwise he gives his money to the Bank and accepts Mission 1.

Jacques tips his hat to the assembly, hands a large package wrapped in brown paper to Duck, and leaves. The package is the framed copy of the Frontier Times.


"Captain" Jacques Malchance The Entropy
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“Captain” Jacques would prefer to take Mission 2 (requiring b27), but will accept 3 (b17) if that is preferred by the Bank. If the money is no longer there, Jacques’ b23 will go to the Bank.

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***ERROR*** UNIZONE PARTS PURCHASE UNAVAILABLE. YOU MUST SIGN UP FOR A UNIZONE MISSION BEFORE ORDERING PARTS FROM THIS VENDING UNIT. 

Damn it Unizone, you’ve thought of everything. Well, since I can’t afford to make the repairs I need at Ella’s extortionate rates and pay her mission fees, it looks like I’m going to have to be a target drone again after all. At least this way if I go out, I go out owing Unizone a lot of money.

I still need the same repairs regardless of mission selection, but now I’m not paying a mission fee I can get a couple of extras as well, so:

Purchases
-b20 Nano Patch Goop / Bucket (25 HP)
-b20 Nano Patch Goop / Bucket (25 HP)
-b20 Nano Patch Goop / Bucket (25 HP)
-b20 Unizone Cloaking Device (2 ST)
-b20 Unizone Cloaking Device (2 ST)
-b20 Unizone Cloaking Device (2 ST)
-b20 Unizone Cloaking Device (2 ST)

At least Falkayn has come through like a champ

Money Transfers
+b36 from Capt Falkayn (@bizmail_public)

With any luck all these cloaking devices will do the business and we’ll sneak past Nilah and her cronies undetected this time.

Mission
b0 Mission 1 Lizard’s Blood

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Any of those three is great.

  1. Your contribution to the bank would be greatly appreciated. " Transfer b23 to @davide405 for community bank " is all you need.

  2. The community bank will be loaning for mission 2 and 3 (not 4) in priority of the smallest loan first. You b17 will almost certainly be approved, but I think b27 is also likely.

Any of those would be a big help.

I look forward to your post.

THANKS!

Obviously if I’m receiving a loan I’ll also need my remaining funds: so it would look like:

Transfer b23 to @davide405
Request for b50 to cover Mission 2

@patrace

I am going with the crowd who was able to rouse me from my Time District Offset drowsiness to go with Mission Three as cubes seem to be a recurring theme. Thanks for the wake up call.

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Speaking as the treasurer of the community bank:

Transfer b3.6 to @rkt88edmo

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I’m still on the fence, but I may be cornered into selling my soul to the company store and joining you on this unizone folly.

As the happy haze of my honeywine binge wears off, I am convinced that the communications software glitches from our last round were actually our friendly partners at Unizone enhancing their system takeover package to encourage our continued “partnership”…making me increasingly wary of having my ship become a remote drone out of my control…

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Ouch. My offer still stands, if you have use for it in light of this looming threat.

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Aye, Capt YOLO @jlw, the only thing worse than Commies is Commies that pretend to be Bankers, otherwise known as Insurance.

Still, though, if they’re so serious about this community banking thing they’re gonna need a snappier name.

Like, The Internationale Assets Network Bank.

They can call it The I.A.N. Bank for short.

SNORT

slaps knee of YOLO

orders another round

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A commie that charges a usurious 20% for pay-day micro loans, no less.

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They’re more than happy to cash checks!

It’s not much, but I do have b0.7 left over, which I can contribute at one of the branches of I.A.N.

pinging @davide405 Treasurer Natasha Fatale via sub-space wax-link, please pick up the white courtesy space-telephone, please.

The board of directors has indicated that the interest rate is to be lowered to 10% :sunny:

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The Internationale Assets Network (Mutual) Bank is better.

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Their product offerings, marketing material and target markets, however, seem completely different.

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Lock in Mission 3 Please

Although I would be able to think much more clearly if I had obtained that honeywine I had been hoping for I would like to propose a solution to get my friend Captain Phuong out of Unizone debt, and then if possible bring both of us into the loving embrace of Ella, whose tea is just lovely. Phuong is new in this part of space and was perhaps a bit eager for GRIT and glory, and perhaps doesn’t fully understand our economic theories (I’m not quite sure I do either), and has found herself owing Unizone b86.5000, and with no way to feasibly repair her ship enough to guarantee survival of Unizone’s insulting mission offering this round. And if she does survive it, she will still owe Unizone b94.5000.

It occurred to me though that one might speculate that after this round, Unizone debt might not mean much. Phuong has discussed Sir Galaxy’s proposal to become a roving gang of space pirates with me (and I’m in, sounds like a laugh) and having a price on her head will certainly lend her some credibility as a space pirate.

So one solution is to send her on Mission 1 (I am by no means rich, but have enough cash to help her pay for repairs) with no intention of eventually repaying her debt (this cone of silence is working, right?). That leaves me to attempt to make a decent profit for the both of us from Ella, which hopefully will be enough to start us out on a life of space piracy.

Another option, though, is to pay off her debt from my savings (we can then manufacture a story about her being in debt which should be enough to strike fear into people for the purposes of piracy), and have us both take an Ella mission. However, that will require a minimum of b36.5000 to be borrowed from the community bank (split between us, b18.25000 each) for Mission 2 as we do not feel comfortable taking Mission 3 without being able to afford repairs first, and my computer’s calculations suggest that though this would result in b50 extra between us, we would be in worse shape and would need to spend even more on repairs.

Phuong?

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I am looking for a loan of 23 bits (i have 7, plus a credit of 10 - should make 17). Alternately i will sell my blasters for 20 bits back to unizone. Help please?

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