Badass Space Dragon - Duck's Pond

Hah!

It’s canine-a-mandíbula, buzz-brain @OtherMichael And I would never “mano-a-” anything.

Such stupid ideas have filled this galaxy with dead humans. Take that ridiculous “dance off” you posted. The opening strike failed. Fool the goal is always to kill on the first strike - like we did the Scylla. If you botch the pre-emptive kill, (and it’s always your fault if the opening strike fails to kill) – vanish. The world has no room for second-rate predators. Be Patient. Set-up the next kill. Don’t remain exposed to what should be prey.

Your puerile, posturing post isn’t worthy of response, except that you are something more than human, Captain Savaric Tubertus Wynkn Basiliscos Leontios Palaeologus al Wathiq,

You’re mellifluous.

I come from an unusually ecological stable world composed almost entirely of “high K” species. Since each species is exquisitely adapted to survive in a highly-specialized niched, my home world has produced a highly-adaptable but incredibly patient keystone predator: me.

Ambush predators are typically sculpted by evolution to be solitary and to produce flashes of catastrophic violence: a poor substrate for complex society. But I am able withstand the claustrophobic rigors of space travel, because I know how to wait. The price my species pays for that attribute is an extremely low birth rate. Thus, there aren’t many of us around, and even fewer of us are willing to put up with a pudding-head human and willfully-obtuse dracosaur for years on end.

Insects, being high r, are not a group a felinisid like me generally finds interesting. Little more than resource to be exploited, as they stupidly, endlessly tryto exponentially grow into the same generalized, manipulable niche.

Bees, however, are a curious partial exception. As individuals, bees are a typical brainless high-r species. Heck, You’re even willing to kill yourselves for … not much. But collectively, your hives are capable of some remarkably high-K type behaviors: adaptable defenses, sophisticated searches, and more.

But how did the hives arrive at the social integreation and specialization necessary to produce society? Where does the intelligence reside?

I have to go do some weapons calibrations, but I am stuck here for a long, patient voyage. I look forward to your response.

-Chee Lan.

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#nohomo?

“Look ma, no hands.”

Sheesh, is English your first* language?

 

 

* What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages? Tri-lingual. What do you call a person who speaks 2 languages? Bi-lingual. What do you call a person who speaks 1 language? A native English-speaker.

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Which reminds me:

Q: How can you tell when a Unizone executive is lying?

A: His mouth-parts and/or resonating-diaphrams move!

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You botched it, buzzy-pants. The punchline is “An American.”

The first time I ever heard the joke the punch line was “A native Briton!”

Having never previously heard of La Grande-Bretagne qui gouverne les vagues much less “Earth” I was not stricken with peals of laughter.

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Saucer of milk, table for two.

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COMMUNITY BANKING UPDATE

Income summary:

b242.8 Transfer from Captain Natasha Fatale @davide405
b 40.0 Contribution from Capt. Null Set “()” O’Connor @Demiurgus
b 16.0 Additional contribution from Capt. Sorbet Wooster @PromptedInk
b 5.0 Contribution from Capt Mama “Luckybeard” Aiuto SteampunkBanana
b 3.0 Loan Repayment from Captain Phoung @penguinchris

b306.8 paid in capital/ lendable funds.

Loans made for Round 5:

(the amount in parens is the payment due upon mission return)

b50.0 Capt Rkt 88 Edmo @rkt88edmo (b59.4)
b50.0 Capt Browf Clamphoof @Glutnix (b55.0)
b50.0 Capt Information @uphill (b55.0)
b50.0 Capt Newlireconstructed @newliminted (b55.0)
b33.6 Capt David Falkayn (b43.7)
b22.0 Capt Jaques Malchance @ratel (b22.0)
b 4.3 Captain. Savaric Tubertus bzz bzzz bzzz @OtherMichael (b4.7)

b259.9 total amount lent out.

Current Community Fund Balance: b46.9

The Community Bank takes great pride in the fact that we helped four of the six captains targeted by Unizone drones. We regret our error that has put has put Capt. Malchance in a difficult position, and will continue to work with him as best we are able.

Should I not survive MIssion 1, the Treasurer position and current balance will revert back to Natasha Fatale, or whoever the board chooses.

A note about Don Mondo

The Community Bank gratefully acknowledges Don Mondo’s b150.0 contribution. His contribution is being treated as gift. Mr. Mondo is NOT a shareholder nor a board member of the bank and has no say in the operation of the bank. As Mr. Mondo is a Space Lizard of vast experience, we do welcome any input he wishes to provide. We note that many of the “hat” deliveries to The Royal Bowler are made possible by the Community Bank.

Self-Interested Cooperation is the Basis for All Success

David Falkayn
Captain Muddlin’ Through
interim Treasurer, Community Bank
Trade Representative, Polesotechnic League

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Don’t forget about my b5 after a b5 loan to Browf.

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UNIZONE: Spaceships go in, cubes come out. You can’t explain that!™”

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“Huh! So that’s why they say, 'Ooooh, ouch. Looks like they got ‘im right in the unizone.’”

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AIIIIGGH. Yea trigger me P.U.S.D.*

*Post-Uprising Stress Disorder

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If you merge multiple moose, is this what you get?

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It’s a well-known fact in certain circles that Ed Meese is actually a loose conglomeration of seven moose dressing up and standing on each other’s shoulders. That’s why “he” is rarely photographed standing up.

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F***ed ?

But your picture already said that.

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