Behold the most excellent first official White House portrait of Melania Trump

2013

2009

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I think this is less about how she looks and more about the apparently touching up of the photo?

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I’m just glad she didn’t end up looking like this:

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y no lasurs?

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The mental gymnastics they used to explain how Paul Elstak and Bass D were not really black were impressive.

I also remember Loftgroover suing the Daily Star in the UK over their claims that he was a nazi. He spent a year repeatedly having to cancel gigs where he would not be welcome because of his skin colour (his agent did their best to filter them out, but some got through).

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SIGH
i mean, there really is no comparison so far, is there? i miss michelle.

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This photo makes her look more like D’Anna than Roslin, I think:

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Did Melania get her portrait taken at the mall?

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No, it’s about the uncanny-valley photoshopping and star commander semiotics.

Nerds!

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Our First Inflatey.

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Chief-Bridge-Officer-Who-Yells-Things: “Structuralist integrity fields buckling; sign-system collapse immanent!”

Star Commander Semiotics: “Reroute emergency power to the non-fixed locus. Now!”

Engineer-Who-Protests: “but Commander…”

Star Commander Semiotics: “Must. Finish. Writing. Own. Fanfic.”

Ship explodes

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Lofty’s a fucking mensch. I love him. His ALL CAPS presence on social media included :smiley:

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Also led to one of those classic lyric packs. Think I heard it off some Neophyte song on Bonkers but it came from before. Basically calling on the media to stop painting all gabber fans as nazis and telling the nazis to fuck off.

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As always for her, i just get the vibe of “James Bond era supervillian”

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We can’t not. I commented on the ring on her finger. She might as well have put it on her middle finger and stuck it right up in the air.

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Better not let Thanos find out she’s got that thing.

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I will film this.

</worf>

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$3,000,000 right there.

Let me say that again.

Three.
Million.
Dollars.

…on her finger.

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