Originally published at: Belligerent man arrested after throwing a fit because bacon was not cooked his liking | Boing Boing
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i thought it was just a belligerent man. i didn’t realize it was an INTOXICATED belligerent man. that certainly makes a difference.
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My rage at incorrectly cooked bacon is tremendous - but I never let it show.
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“… ain’t no food ♫ upon the table, ♪ ain’t no bacon ♫ in the pan…”
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“What are you in for?”
“Bacon wasn’t cooked right. I had to stand up for myself because the Waffle House disrespected me. You?”
“… also bacon related.”
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And #4?
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Two counts of disorderly intoxication according to Mark’s screenshot at the top.
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Thx! Guess I get one charge of Not Paying Attention.
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What happened to “No shirt, no shoes, no service”?
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When asked how you’d like your bacon, the correct answer is “jiggly” isn’t it?
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I prescribe a punishment of washing dishes in a restaurant with paper cuts on his hands for 4 weeks.
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bacon is a helluva drug.
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Granted, it was a Waffle House. My personal opinion is that they use too much oil.
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Rage, rage against the bacon not done right.
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Yeah, but… we all know that… I don’t think it’s something to have a meltdown over…
I really want some waffle house now…
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You wouldn’t like it up here, we’re north of the Waffle House Line. 
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Music for angry bacon eaters:
While the “pigs” run their batons across the jailcell bars.
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