Bigot hotter than a grease fire after seeing McDonald's rainbow pride fry boxes

I’m not gay (NTTAWWT), but I will happily buy McD’s fries if served in a box like this.

Sadly, since the kids have outgrown Happy Meals, I rarely get the chance. But I’ll make a special weekly trip if the rainbow boxes show up here.

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A bit less overtly satirical, but this one cracked me up when I read it last year.

https://web.archive.org/web/20120308125445/http://christwire.org/2011/05/power-bottoming-the-most-disturbing-new-trend-in-american-homosexuality/

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Make sure you use a condom.

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A fresh one.

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Yes dad. =/

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I still won’t eat there, but yay for inclusiveness

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What do you have against seagulls?

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Is that 3:20 Eastern, local or GMT?

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It’s always 3:20 somewhere in the world

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The Alaska time zone, so 11:20 UTC when Alaska Daylight Time (AKDT) is in effect.

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