It’s the heights of delusion to think that birds have been killed and swapped with artificial ones.
Birds have never been real
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I feel like the group is really missing an opportunity by NOT calling birds, “boids”.
It’s funny, it ties in to the robot theme, it’s an easy enough term to use in mixed company to identify who’s a believer and who isn’t. I mean… c’mon folks. This is like, day one marketing for your conspiracy.
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I think you mean Crisis Quacktors
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Don’t be a loon.
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Welcome to the Great Epistemological Crisis of the 21st Century.
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Well spotted, but there is more:
obviously those guys at Festo have their fingers in a multitude of animaloid-spy pies.
And the penguins garnered a quote from William Gibson in one of his novels, even.
And in his books surveillance is one of the main themes.
And my brain is melting now…
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We speak the same language.
The thought of a murmuration of these autonomous ornithopters is hilarious to me.
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now there’s a face that could grind a chicken’s beak into dust and then serve it to you as “breading”
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Sort of, maybe. There have always been flat-earthers, but there were/are also groups adopting that position non-seriously. Hard to tell whether they ended up inspiring people to become flat-earthers, or if they would have ended up like that anyways.
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The concept that all birds are not real is ridiculous. I can see how people could get confused, but it’s actually Breads that are not real.
Breads are the shadows of fifth dimensional yeast beings, cast upon our puny three dimensions with no more thought to our plight, than we would give to a vanishingly small infinite line segment.
I like the Rye shadow the best.
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Half the people at the Birds Aren’t Real rallies are just young guys hoping to meet chicks.
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“Thoity poiple boids
A sittin’ onna coib
A choipin’ anna boipin’
Anna eatin’ doity woims.”
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That’s a lot of white people. I guess that’s not surprising.
ohhh I want really badly to attend this this rally in a black suit with dark glasses and one of those ear coil things as well as three or four big garbage bags of bread crusts .
then maybe after the bags are empty follow one of the pigeons around with a radio controlled car remote and pretend to pilot it.
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You keep on believing that. It makes the conquest of bread so much easier.
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