šŸ’„ ARE YOU OLD? šŸ’„

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31 was awesome. You have a bod for sin and the brains to use it *. Hereā€™s to a good year and many more. :cheers:

I remember feeling depressed when I turned 30. Thirty! How did this happen?!? I happened to be kayaking down the Grand Canyon on that day LOL. What an idiot. I had things I could complain about, like anyone, like maybe lack of readily-available caffeine, but turning 30 wasnā€™t one of them.

(* Thatā€™s a 9 to 5 reference.)

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me too
:frowning:
effing foot problems.

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Happy birthday! And only nine more years until the next big milestone.

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I just turned 42, which is weird, because I swear I was just a kid recently.

Itā€™s extremely bizarre to be the same age that I remember my parents being when I grew up. They were adults. I look in the mirror and see the same person I remember from my 20s and 30s. Itā€™s very odd to think that my 6 year old nephew looks at me and sees an Adult.

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Donā€™t look in the mirror, look at the back of your hands. Thatā€™ll scare you.

(This from someone whoā€™s still 16)

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Itā€™s bizarre to be menopausal and the age my mom was when she had her mastectomy (okay, that was more alarming than bizarre). When I had a mammogram in June the radiology tech complimented them on their shape and size and I was thrilled to learn my breasts were problem-free.

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Visited, looked at ingredients of a night cream. Are the ingredients listings on the products themselves really that short and pure? Iā€™m gonna sound like a shill here but seriously no dimethicone, parabens or sulfates, just vitamins, glycerin, and the sort of ingredients I value in my homemade bone broths?

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I used to work on art and stuff for Oil of Olay (aka Olay) and the head of Olay once told me, ā€œAll of these creams are the same damn thing. Different textures and fragrances and thereā€™s other random vitamins or whatever stuck in there. But thereā€™s only two things you need: glycerin and vitamin A. If your moisturizer has lots of vitamin A and glycerin, it could cost $5 or $500. Itā€™ll do the same job of making your skin ā– ā– ā– ā– ā– .ā€

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Iā€™ll take a picture of the bottles and post them when I get home.

All I knows isā€¦ when I started using this stuff (and I swear Iā€™m not a shill, I swear!) I got comments on my skinā€¦ like ā€œOMG MissyPants your skin looks amazing!ā€ - like for realzies, and not from my BFFs from my coworkers! Also, this stuff has enough Vitamin A to actually deal with pimples because thereā€™s nothing sexier than being old enough to worry about wrinkles but ALSO getting breakouts!

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Egads! Iā€™ve got young/old skin thing going, too. I think I had fewer zits when I was 16. :angry:

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Right? If you had told teen-me that Iā€™d be dealing with zits at 44 Iā€™d have clocked you!

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Youā€™ve got me sold :slight_smile: So what do you recommend, the cream or the serum? Is the eye cream worthwhile?

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Heh, the nice thing is this stuff is NOT expensive as far as anti-wrinkle retinol crap goes, so even if you donā€™t like youā€™re not shelling out $100 a pop to just try it. (Also Winners [thats TJMaxx for Canadians, literally same co.] carries it so I donā€™t need to worry about shipping!)

Here is what I use:
Skin Oil: FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT! I got suckered in Sephora and shelled out for an $80 version that is not as good as this one. This is soothing and nice and just get it ok? I use 4 drops morning and night before moisturizing.
https://www.retinoltreatment.com/products.cfm?Page=Products&Product=RT%20Facial%20Oil&PagePath=0,207

Night Cream: this is HEAVILY scented, so if you canā€™t do scents skip it. Apart from thats, its awesome.
https://www.retinoltreatment.com/products.cfm?Page=Products&Product=RT%20Night%20Cream&PagePath=0,206

Brightening Mask: EXFOLIATE EXFOLIATE EXFOLIATE - this does a weird burny/numb thing, but I like it. :slight_smile:https://www.retinoltreatment.com/products.cfm?Page=Products&Product=RT%20Advanced%20Brightening%20Mask&PagePath=0,201

Wrinkle serum & Brightening serum: I just got these this week, Iā€™ll let you know what I think next month. (so far I think theyā€™re just superflourous)
https://www.retinoltreatment.com/products.cfm?Page=Products&Product=RT%20Facial%20Serum&PagePath=0,207
https://www.retinoltreatment.com/products.cfm?Page=Products&Product=RT%20Skin%20Brightener&PagePath=0,201

Brightening Night cream: I also only just got this, but so far I like it. Very similar to the night cream but NOT heavily scented. So far so good.
https://www.retinoltreatment.com/products.cfm?Page=Products&Product=RT%20Advanced%20Brightening%20Night%20Cream&PagePath=0,206

I donā€™t use eye cream because I totes ignore the warnings ā€œkeep out of eye areaā€ and I totally slather everything everywhere. So far: no eye irritation! (or blindness!)

I do realize this is the second time Iā€™ve shilled theseā€¦ and Iā€™m sorry, theyā€™re just good ok? I will only ever link to this from now on. :slight_smile:

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Thanks!! Their selections for men are a little more limited (we get Eye Cream, Moisturizer, or Serum), but I imagine the skin oil for ladies couldnā€™t hurt my rugged, manly (cough) face.

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I have it on a t-shirt. No idea where it came from, though. Maybe Woot?

Edit: Silly me, Amazon, of course: https://www.amazon.com/Darmok-Jalad-Shirt-Medium-Asphalt/dp/B01ECTHQ60/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1472239036&sr=8-3&keywords=darmok+and+jalad+shirt

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I got a good one!

  1. Yes I am old.
  2. My doctor and my Prime Minister are younger than I.
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O, Canada!

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And @ironedithkidd

I feel yaā€¦ 43 and my facial skin thinks itā€™s 15. Back of my hands? More like 85. :frowning:

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Welp, the Etsy one has tour dates on the back, so, I think you know the answer.

Waitā€¦ this version does:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/238676237/darmok-and-jalad-at-tanagra-front-and?ref=related-0

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