Bread cut lengthwise is good for one weird thing

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will it three d print

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tomorrow’s breakfast

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I can assure you that cast iron does not heat evenly. I have a cast iron griddle that I heat over two burners on a camp stove to make pancakes. The areas above the burners are hot spots, and the spaces between and around them are not so hot, even after a half hour preheat.

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NO.
Swirly funeral sandwiches. Get long breadmaker 3lb loaf bread and slice horizontally and roll it up with cream cheese and a cherry.
Amazing.

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I came here to complain about the click bait headline
nooo BB, stop.

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Yep, someone corrected me above.

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People lose their shit about bread sliced bagels but some how this is ok? I don’t get the internet

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Yeah, I’m not sure why this is weird or the one (possible) thing. Nor why it requires a multi-step description with pictures. It’s bread, but long. There are many things it potentially could be good for where a short piece wouldn’t work; a grilled sandwich isn’t one of them.

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I’d like a long pork sandwich, please.

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Yeah, there are apparently weirder things one can do with bread.

“Your nasty habits ain’t confined to bed (ha ha ha ha ha)
The grocer told me what you do with bread (what do you do?)
Why don’t you take up with the bakers wife instead of me? Fool.”

  • Carole Bayer Sager, “You’re Moving Out Today”
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Bread-sliced bagels?

Like, vertically sliced?

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Came here to say the same thing: Staggering the top and bottom pieces of bread, you could make a sandwich long enough to twist into a Mobiuswich.

Of course, you’d need a really big Ziploc


Or a Klein bottle lunchbox
?

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Radially? Or, maybe even, concentrically?

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Radially-sliced bagels almost approach usefulness, if you want a distinctive substrate for canapes.

A concentrically-sliced bagel would be perfect for satisfying the Count of Leguildjihaaken’s demand for an orrery made of bread.

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Was about to say “There’s no way you’re gonna toast that bread.”

But I’ve never been so happy to be wrong!

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Aaagh! My belly fat! It’s melting! IT’S MELTING!!!

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Hasn’t he suffered enough? Oh, the horror of watching what happened to his girlfriend (multiple times every holiday season) 


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Sounds interesting
as long as there’s no gravy or old dried fruit involved.

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Monsters, John! Monsters from the id - !

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I remember reading about a local pizza place that tried that.
https://www.ginospizza.ca/story.php

Swirly funeral? Didn’t they do those in Junji Ito’s “Uzumaki” ?

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