Right? It’s practically a written invitation to shitpost.
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I am mildly curious how many takes it took to dump out an entire stock pot of spaghetti and have none fall through the rubber band grid.
You think it’s expensive replacing a toilet seat? Try pumping out a septic tank.
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diwhy.
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… or replacing the sewer pipes because some chucklehead INSISTS on dumping hot grease down the sink and causes the already old pipes to finish rotting away on you, requiring thousands of dollars in labor and trenching.
Or dumping a bottle of draino down the toilet and not following it up with a couple dozen gallons of water to keep the stuff from eating the pipes away. (that repair was twenty one. THOUSAND. DOLLARS. I didn’t have…)
Sorry, bit of a hot button for me.
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Does not work. Tried with Kraft Dinner and the noodles all fell through.
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It reminds me of the end of the movie The Apartment, when Jack Lemmon uses a tennis racquet as a colander.
But way more gross and pointless.
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e coli food poisoning?
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I dunno. . . that’s the same toilet the dog drinks out of.
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I lived in a house that had a half bath off the kitchen - its door was right next to the house’s back entrance. Once in a while some moronic visitor (invariably male) would use that bathroom to take a dump while my mom was making dinner. They’d emerge, sheepishly grinning. She wanted to throw pans at them, and she should have done. Instead she angrily informed them that we had an upstairs bathroom, and next time they visited (if there was a next time), they should use it.
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I know this is a shitpost but a colander costs less than a toilet seat/screws and rubber bands.
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Props to all the replies saying “you really shouldn’t do that, just get a kitchen device designed for this problem”. You all are doing those of us who might have gone out and done this based on the video a real service!
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Perfect for your next pot luck.
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Meh, I’ll stick with the classic solution.
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Yeah, this was probably not the only take they did. And even assuming it was one take…
I don’t want to be That Person, but I’ll be That Person anyway: with the insane inflation and insane rise of food prices (at least in my neck of the woods - I’m already cutting back on buying certain foods like meat, because I just can’t afford them) my distaste at seeing someone waste food I’d eat for at least two weeks overwrites every milligram of humor I might have found in the video otherwise. 
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Doesn’t everyone have a dedicated pasta toilet?
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You really should put the lid down right when you’re done 
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Buddy if I could affiliate link a DIY shit colander that gave everyone dysentery, I would have done it years ago
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Anyone with a dedicated pasta toilet knows you have to toss the pasta directly in the toilet water to emulsify the sauce.
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