Can you guess what they found this anti-gay conservative Republican doing with another man?

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/11/18/can-you-guess-what-they-found.html

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Consensually voting Democrat? :smiley:

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They were merely engaged in a friendly round of spin the pickle… with their good friend, Mr. Rococo?

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They say a Goodman is hard to find. I guess they forgot to look in the closet.

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The beast with two backs!

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Welp, I don’t have much more to say here.

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Another destructive conservative closet-case cliche, and a predatory one at that. Openly gay Republicans would be ashamed of how “on the nose” Goodman’s behaviour is.

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Maybe Trump secretly likes Obama-era policies?

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Fixing the cable?

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I’ve been to the Ohio state house a couple of times for work; state reps offices are really small. Not sure just what the fellow was thinking if he was hoping for discretion.

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Doesn’t anybody knock anymore? sheesh

I just think it is becoming a rule of thumb for me: if someone is outlandishly stridently, loudly anti-X (for almost any value of X) then you can be pretty sure they are engaging in X (often X+Y+Z) privately, or in this guy’s case, semi-privately.

Hey maybe this is what they mean by all that mumbo jumbo about public/private partnerships. or did I miss an s there? an extra l? pubic/privates? Me primate, me so horny!

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Can you guess what they found this anti-gay conservative Republican doing with another man?

Was they praying the gays away?

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Wait, so Trump is secretly engaging in human decency?

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I hear one of the guys was on his knees.

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I don’t care about your private life and what his name is. I came here to see Nancy… I mean Mrs. Haber.

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Two guys? Check.
Knees? Check.
Praying? Not so much…

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Congratulations, you found the exception that proves the rule.

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I think “flesh jenga” would actually be pretty gruesome.

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Playing pinochle? It was pinochle, wasn’t it.

Swine.

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