Muthafuckas everywhere!
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Oh, as a diabetic I’ll absolutely acknowledge that’s possible. (I keep a stash of glucose tablets in my car and pay attention when my monitor starts beeping even if I’m not feeling a blood sugar drop.) Still, going by the video if the driver did have a non-drinking related incident they were likely already speeding in a crowded area, so bad driving choices in either case. Yeah, I can think of additional scenarios to explain even that, but I just had my Occam’s razor sharpened, so still going to go with drunk.
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That’s a whole lot of motherfuckers!
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My son and I have been enjoying Forza Horizon 5 on the Xbox, and the graphics/realism are pretty good overall, but I am a little disappointed that the damage is so minimal when you smack a hypercar into something at 200mph. I think they’ve got deals with the car manufacturers that don’t allow them to do much more than slightly dent the sheet metal or crack some windows. But I see my 11 year old learning that a 200mph crash is just a fender-bender and worry a bit for the next generation of drivers.
(Then again, GTA from 15 years ago wasn’t that much different, I guess. You had to do a awful lot of damage before your car would explode.)
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I like how the cops turn their sirens on after the car has finally skidded to a halt.
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We only saw the finale, when the car was riding on the rims. It takes a lot of effort, or a spikebelt, to get in that state and keep going.
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I liked, “I don’t know where the fuck that came from…”
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My money’s on a both stop spikes, the driver blowing tires out from curb hopping, and driving it like they stole it.
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Back to the Future, drunk idiot edition. Needz moar jigawatz.
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He shouldn’t have turned on the “full self driving” mode.
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He was trying to grind out some lockpicking tools before he arrived? 
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#mustangsinthewild
Hazard lights are an automatic feature. Been popular in Europe for a while.
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I’m kind of surprise to have video footage of almost every event.
This one is quite stunning with perfect follow and zoom at the end.
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One of the best running commentaries I’ve heard in ages! He’s not Al Swearingen from Deadwood, by any chance?
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I think that last one needs a little Bondo, but it’ll be good.
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I gather you changed your name from Will?
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Yes, but when someone says “just a little bondo”, it always turns out to be too much. /s
The important thing is to agree on a short, easy to remember safeword before anyone gets carried away.
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