Cesar Sayoc Jr., Florida man, arrested in pipe bomb case; van with 'right wing paraphernalia' seized

People always talk about Florida Man, but never about that tireless Sancho Panza of right-wing fanaticism, Florida Van.

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Rear window stickers are different, but both white dodge vans, both have fender flares and skirts, and both have the same style alloy wheels.

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“This van looks like what Steve Bannon would turn into if he was a Transformer”

No, this van looks like it’s been washed recently, and is not rusty and dented.

Exactly. Isn’t that convenient? Nice shiny new van, brand new stickers. I want them to report on how old those stickers are and when they were applied. I want to know the history of that van. This is about as convenient as it can get.

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So it shall be called, henceforth…

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You are assuming actual real-world facts ever penetrate the void which is Rush. Nope, he will declare this guy a deluded liberal and promptly forget all about it.

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I also want his bank account as well as those of his immediate family monitored.

I definitely think it is the same van. The stickers appear different at a glance, but I think that is new stickers over the older ones on the back windows. these 4 items match up perfectly…what would be the odds?

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Welcome to boing boing, not-at-all dubious new comrade.

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Welcome to BoingBoing!

Knew you would show up sooner or later, so here are pic taken in April:

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Just out of curiosity, why is the age or potential cleanliness of the vehicle a suspicious thing to you? Do you think all criminal vehichles look like this because that’s what you saw on Law & Order?

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Looks like the same van. Compare the bike on the back with the aerial shots

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Some more info on him.

Previous bomb arrest. Born in Brooklyn.

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willy-wonka-really

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Florida. What is it surrounded by? Van looks new and stickers look new. Self aware enough to buy a new van and keep it clean, not smart enough to maintain his anonymity or make proper pipe bombs… Is that a show you mentioned?

Florida Van would be Rocinante if this ever makes it to a made for TV movie.

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Is that an actual response or just some sort of negative association?

jon-snow-slurps

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Do you have any salient points to make here?

Or is vague, bottom-of-the-barrel FUD all you have to offer?

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No timestamp? You say April…lets see what forensics says.