Charlie Daniels warns Taco Bell about llluminati


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/10/charlie-daniels-warns-taco-bel.html


#2

I think Charlie Daniels needs this.


#3

they’ve probably done the math and decided that dosing the food at Taco Bell is cheaper than Chemtrails.


#4

Well now. That shines quite a different light on what seemed like simple silly lyrics.

Chicken’s in the bread pan picking out dough.

Obviously the chicken is… hang on, someone’s at the door…


#5

He’s half joking, wholly serious

Well you may not know it but this man’s a spy
He’s an undercover agent for the FBI
And he’s been sent down here to infiltrate the Ku Klux Klan

He was still bent over holdin’ on to his knee
But everyone else was lookin’ and listenin’ to me
And I layed it on thicker and heavier as I went

I said would you beleive this man has gone as far
As tearin’ Wallace stickers off the bumpers of cars
And he voted for George McGoveren for president

Well he’s a friend of them long-haired hippie type pinko fags
I betcha he’s even got a Commie flag
Tacked up on the wall inside of his garage

He’s a snake in the grass I tell ya guys
He may look dumb but that’s jus a disguise
He’s a mastermind in the ways of espionage


#6

C’mon, Charlie, join them in making a run for the border…less world.


#7

Too much Charlie… Not enough Jack
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#8

Here’s a good example of his Countryfried Political Rap™:

"…What if Eldridge Cleaver was to devise a plan,
For the Black Panther Party of America to be merged with the Ku Klux Klan,

And If Richard Nixon made Spiro Agnew
the new ambassador to Timbuktu,
if he was to do it well, do you guess
it’d improve his relationship with CBS,

What if Lester Maddox was to pass a law,
that the black population of Georgia had to be moved into Arkansas,
Aww Would it make Orval Faubus sore and start a 2 state civil war,
And Would they ask the government for federal aid to buy pickaxe handles and razorblades…" :musical_note:


#9

Illuminati can’t even work a computer. Cicada 3301 are the new hotness


#10

IMHO, I always thought the Devil played better than Johnny anyway.


#11

now dammit someboyd said David Bowie was leading the luminatti, but I found the real conspiracy about “TB” (wink)image


#12

Well played, Taco Bell Overlords. Well played.


#13

That Illuminati stuff is the reason why he and Jay Z are no longer friends


#14

His brain has been eaten by fnords.

They all died of malnutrition.


#15

Well, it looked like I was gonna be stuck here as far as I could tell
I thought I might as well suck up, you know what the hell
I said, “You know that song that Charlie Daniels did
About how you went down to Georgia and played fiddle against that kid?”
He said, “Yeah it broke my heart but you know what are you gonna do?”
I said, “To tell you the truth
I thought your solo was the better of the two”


#16

idiot


#17

The Illuminati sees through your plans for resistance.
Taco Bell moves right through you, unfazed by your resistance.

I think Taco Bell is the more dangerous.


#18

i went to taco bell on friday and i swear to god there was blood in the third taco i ate. I really doubt theyre servin up medium rare filet mignon tacos now so it was most likely human in origin


#19

If you’ve never had the pleasure:


#20

did a stray taco shell fragment graze my cheek and cause the bleeding? maybe. no way of knowing