Originally published at: Christian hate-preacher Greg Locke promises free brooms for any witches who come to his church | Boing Boing
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Brooms? What kind of dime store witches does he think we are?
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Do i have to show up in person to collect, or can i just have it shipped if I’m there via zoom
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If I were a witch and were to take him up on his offer, I’d be worried about him trying to cite Leviticus 22:18 and kill me.
Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Oh wait, he’s one of those “Christians” who probably hasn’t read the Bible.
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Make it a Dyson and you’ve got a deal.
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The term “witch” as used in the Bible is really more akin to “snake oil salesman”. Maybe Mr. Locke should invest in a mirror (and a broom).
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Found the witch!
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So he’s inviting them over just to kick them out? How very Christian of him.
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This dude is a raving lunatic cultist. Super dangerous.
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I’d have a suggestion where he could put that broom, but being a Xtianist he already has a stick up in there.
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Perhaps he should sponsor a quad-ball team?
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Doesn’t he know witches have besoms?
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Well, TIL. Although I first read “bosom” and was wondering why that needed to be pointed out…
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The “curse” that keeps you from getting ahead financially is called capitalism.
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It’s the ultimate Evangelist grift. Pretending “Witchie-Poo” type witches exist doesn’t cost anything, but it brings in the donations.
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You know, if they had made the Sandman years ago, they would have made her Death, I think.
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