Just so you know, there are organized prayer campaigns that say shit like this:
Pray for wisdom and courage for President Trump, Congress, ICE and Border Patrol to protect the borders during this pressured and divisive time so that they will seek and follow The Lord’s guidance! Also pray for those helping and caring for the children and young people who have come to our borders.
For people too lazy to shop for cumin, paprika, peppers and tomato sauce…while in a supermarket which sells all of those things. I just saw the stuff in the frozen section.
I’m gonna assume that like a lot of what you get at Trader Joe’s it’s actually for people who don’t actually know what Shakshuka is. But want to get in on all this hot Shakshuka action. Cause that looks pretty much no different than a jar of Prego. Just pre-seasoned tomato sauce instead of a blank slate.
Praise Hateful Jesus it doesn’t already have eggs in it.
I think he will lose in 2020 without full Evangelical support. You can bet the Hillary haters who voted for him in 2016 and thought “What’s the worst he can do?” have found out by now and 4 more years of these hi jinks just aren’t going to work out for them.
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I would roll my eyes at crazy conspiracy theories, but I keep hearing this exact argument from folks I know and would tend to think are not insane. Of course, “sane” is a matter of your relative idea of “sanity.”