Should this now be the default assumption about these folks. He is a pastor at the local evangelical mega church. Oh is he single? My friend Rob just broke it off with his long time boyfriend and would love to meet new men.
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I hear Subway let’s you Have It Your Way, so, maybe?
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Would he have had more luck on Organ Grindr?
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Taco Bell apparently used to tell people to “Think Outside The Bun”? Was this a call for non-penetrative sex?
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In the interests of food hygiene best we never ask.
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Are we sure it wasn’t from that submarine sandwich shop down the street from Arby’s?
I hear their grindrs are tha bomb.
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Weelp…
- He’s a hypocrite, but that’s not a crime.
- Gay or bi, nope.
- Hitting on students to the point of harassment complaints. Okay, that’s wrong and probably against his employment rules.
- Offering to pay for sex, a misdemeanor in that jurisdiction.
- Rating: Meh.
In Canada, prostitution is mostly, sort of legal, except when it isn’t, maybe. I don’t know if this video is up to date, but … Lego sex!
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“Sir, this is a gloryhole.”
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Arby’s has the meats
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I’ll pray for him. Ha Ha Ha [laughing like Satan].
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“Well, yes, but it’s a gloryhole in an Arby’s bathroom, so I just thought… erm… I mean, golly gee, sweet baby Jesus be praised! How did that slip out of my pocket? It must be this wide stance of mine — my wallet practically flies open if I so much as think about approaching a public toilet.”
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“Mr. Barry Cole Poyner, 57, of Kirksville, Missouri, was charged with a class B misdemeanor count of patronizing prostitution”
I’ll say it’s pretty f-ing patronizing if all he’s offering is Arby’s…
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Maybe he’s looking for someone who gets off on humiliation.
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“Sir, this is not an Arby’s.”
That seems like a pretty good defense against the prostitution charges - that he wasn’t actually offering anything of value in exchange for sex.
Though I also question him framing it as a “sugar daddy” situation, if all he was offering was gas money and maybe an Arby’s card…
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Or maybe he’s into… crap, it was on the tip of my tongue, what’s that form of jazz where they just sing unintelligibly in a sort of loungy beatbox sort of way?
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Have it Your Way is BK’s tagline.
And if you’re paying with BK cards, he’d better have an Impossible Whopper TM.
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Subway was “Eat Fresh”. Oh well, still funny.
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And really, who’s evening is truly complete without some meat in the seat?
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Taco Bell. The frottage of food.
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