Comey Hearing Bingo (Update: random variations option)


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/06/07/comey-bingo.html


#2

Wait, are we supposed to be filling this out based on the congressional hearing, or Trump’s live-tweeting of Comey’s testimony?


#3

Those would be distinct games, but both equally entertaining :wink:


#4

A toast for every use of ‘salacious’.


#5

Are we playing for any five in a row or blackout?

(Five in a row; “Impeachment.” Blackout; “Conviction.”)


#6

What, no “loyalty” box?


#7

I, for one, can’t wait to learn who’s disappointed in Comey.


#8

Forgot the boxes for “gosh”, “golly” and “gee whillikers”.


#9

Ha – we made one at work today too! 18 boards, so you can play with friends. http://bit.ly/2sgUtvn


#10


#11

What did The Keebler Elves ever do to you. They just want to bring you the gift of cookies.


#12

No, that was the Neil Gorsuch Edition bingo card.


#13

I’m surprised that so many people are getting popcorn ready for this (including advertisers). I’d bet a mint it’s going to be boring, and that no “shoe” is going to “drop.”


#14

Where’s the “straight shooter” space?


#15

Even if we win at Bingo, we lose. Even if there’s a shoe, a smoking gun, or anything else.

Closed session would be interesting, but I am unwilling to do what it takes to be in the room when that happens.


#16

Agreed. If there were likely to be any truly damaging bombshells in Comey’s testimony, Trump & Chumps would have blocked it via executive privilege. I still wish I could watch it. I’m stuck at work, no TV for me. :worried:


#17

If you’re stuck at a computer, you can at least listen in. PBS is livestreaming.


#18

Nope, I’m checking my phone on a quick break. The store computer can’t access PBS, or anything outside work. :rage:


#19

That sucks.

Nothing juicy has happened yet, but my bingo card is closer to blackout than I would’ve expected in 45 minutes, 15 of which hasn’t even been testimony.


#20

Just found the hearing on NPR radio. :slight_smile: