There can be only one!
Shit, wrong movie.
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There need not be either one!
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They’re both ”party of Lincoln”
More like “party of George Lincoln Rockwell.”
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Better
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A much better outcome; I’d totally pay to see that cage fight…
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I don’t even need to see the fight as long as no one ever lets them out of the cage.
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Fair point, but I’d at least need to see the remains for myself.
Just to be sure…
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MTG is striving mightily to shift her image toward that of a sane human being.
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Eternal cage ticket cost extra.
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The cage doesn’t have to stay locked forever. Just until the bones are picked clean by scavengers and decomposers.
Of course the process would go a lot faster if we lowered the cage into a piranha tank, Bond-villain-style.
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Ladies, LADIES! Step back and take a deep breath! It may not seem like it makes sense, but you can BOTH be the stupidest members of the GQP!
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Uh… no. No she’s not.
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And for some…relief…
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The only way to kill them, is to blow their heads off… Is that the right movie?
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Blunderdome! Two cranks enter! No cranks leave! Two cranks enter…
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Something like the end of Hamlet; with half the cast* littering the stage?
*Edit for, “…and all the principal characters.”
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Two flamethrowers, one sports arena. Maybe none come out.
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Hand grenades at 10 paces.
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I’m sure it’s already been said, but I’ll say it again, “TP USA”?! This stuff just writes itself!
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