Originally published at: Convoy trucker explains why she is protesting: "I don't want 'em to digitile us" | Boing Boing
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Pretty sure “they” already are controlling her, and she doesn’t even know it. (Certainly she gave up thinking for herself.) It’s just a different “they” than the ones she’s thinking of.
Just saw this; these crazy a-holes are really telling on themselves:
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Her use of a double negative makes me think she’s the robot. It’s like a reverse-projection captcha or something. Inside her head, at that moment, is running a module called makeEmThinkItsReal()
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This is her thought process, yet she managed to wrangle a commercial class A license.
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Based on her statements, working male robots can’t be far behind.
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Wait, is she worried that a RealDoll is going to steal her job or something?
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I really can’t blame her for protesting. Have you ever tried to clean the grout around digitiling?
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Huh. Could she possibly be mangling (in pronunciation and comprehension) the word digitalis?
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The driver: “what ‘er a lawcense? I need no stinkin’ lawcense!”
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It was a Phineas and Ferb song – “Let’s go digital”. One of the better ones from that series.
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Normally when people say “Her face dropped in surprise,” they don’t mean to that extent. Did she just get a medical bill for $6 million?
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OMG, she would sooo fuck up the Tron universe…can you imagine her in a tank or a recognizer?
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i can’t dunk on this person. i feel sorry for her. she won’t even know to cringe when she sees the playback.
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