Cop in bikini tackles thief to the ground before his arrest

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Well they might consider it an act of mercy.

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Well, you did become a Che figure for the Great Likes Rebellion of 2016. You’re an attractive nuisance, clearly.

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In the USA, even if the cop had a bikini on someone still would have gotten shot! :cry: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


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The sad thing is even though that’s a joke, it’s still within the realm of possibility.

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It’s my understanding that speed-reading only kinda-sorta works. That’s why I speed-read the middle section of this thread. Really, I was clear on the differing positions after the first five or six posts …

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Auto-scroll; I ain’t mad at anyone who used it here.

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Yeah. Sorry about that. I was being a big shitty asshole.

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@anon61221983

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Wow dude! How about buy me a drink first?

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What’s your poison, sailor?

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You already know mine!

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What’s in that again?

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  1. Take the juice from one bottle of Ol’ Janx Spirit.
  2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V — Oh, that Santraginean seawater! Oh, those Santraginean fish!
  3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
  4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
  5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle, sweet and mystic.
  6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
  7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
  8. Add an olive.
  9. Drink… but… very carefully…

(I’d settle for a whiskey sour)

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And that’s exactly what your high maintenance ass would get if you tried ordering that cockamamie concoction from me!

*lolz

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It was worth a try!

I always wanted to know what it was like drink the alcoholic equivalent of having my brains smashed in by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

Pretty sure it won’t help with the mind-hacking, but everybody needs some downtime, right? And that’s the downtimeiest drink the galaxy has!

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Not a Ouisghian Zodah?

Or a tzjin-anthony-ks?

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I respect you so much more right now.

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According to @snowlark, you can approximate the effect (iron brick, not gold) by drinking alcohol while on heavy-duty antipsychotics.

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Where did @snowlark get a pan galactic gargle blaster to compare? I MUST KNOW!!!

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