COUP: Under cover of #muslimban, Bannon throws top general and spy off the National Security Council and installs himself in their stead

Let’s see what Donnie’s up to today, other than watching Finding Dory…

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hey, you guys all remember when I was a crazy person saying crazy shit?

Well, next crazy shit: The database controlling legal firearms sales is just as vulnerable. Their people have all the guns. Do the math.

Probably in the next week a crisis, medical is likely, will arise and the deck is going to get reshuffled. I wouldn’t put it past them to have the kid have some issue but Donald’s personal behaviors make him a great patsy.

This isn’t being done by who you think is doing it.

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I’m not following you. Could you explain a little more please?

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Errr… I thought the ‘database’ of legal firearms sales is a card index run by hand, precisely because pro-gun politicians are afraid that one day it would be mined to restrict gun ownership. Keeping the database slow and inefficient is a ‘protection’ against any gun control measures. But it could literally be reshuffled, to remove the indexing. Please elaborate! I like crazy theories

Do you mean that they’ll restrict gun ownership on the grounds that the people who already have guns are their people?

Russia seems to be quite good at lettting inconvenient people have ‘heart attacks’, like people in the know at the FSB who could have conceivably contributed to the Pee-Pee dossier, and even quite young military commanders involved in the Ukraine. There was a 46 year old who snuffed it recently of a ‘heart attack’, and a 60 year old who also had a ‘heart attack’ on the back seat of his car. So, who’s going to be doing it?

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As far as sources go, seems Wikipedia got it most right on this one:

Check it out.

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So, what number are we up to now? I want to be keeping an eye on all the Bubba Fett clones when he gets to Executive Order 66.

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Acid? Nuclear waste? STDs (all of them!)?

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  1. Trump quits in a fit of pique or because he’s bored.
  2. Trump commits a crime so heinous Congress has no choice but to impeach him.
  3. Trump annoys Congress so badly for so long that Congress decides to impeach him just to get him out of their hair.
  4. Congress and/or the Republicans needs something to distract the American people from something they want to do, so they use Trump’s impeachment or declaration of incompetence as a smokescreen.
  5. Someone blackmails Trump into resigning.
  6. Someone (perhaps one of his voters upset with how Trump is implementing or not implementing one of his campaign promises) assassinates Trump.
  7. Trump issues a nuclear launch order and one of the soldiers charged with actually pushing the button refuses the order for long enough for someone (one of the Joint Chiefs, perhaps) to convince him to rescind the order.
  8. Trump dies of natural causes. He is 70 years old doing one of the most stressful jobs in the world, after all. A stroke or heart attack isn’t out of the question; just look how much older Obama (over 20 years younger than Trump at the start of his first term) looks in before and after pictures.
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Is it [spins wheel of shadowy orgs]… the Rosicrucians? We haven’t had the Rosicrucians for some time.

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I’m placing my bet on #4, he’s doing an effective smokescreen now and their wishlist of doom is being taken care of, but once his usefulness is waning they will use him one more time to slip in some more nastiness under his name so they don’t get the blame.

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Yeah, sure. I don’t know how likely it might be but I can see this clash of civilizations thing leading to any number of situations that are somewhat short of nuclear winter. I can see Trump, say, dropping a nuke on NK and then China retaking Taiwan and the US and China having a full-on trade embargo, basically a cold war with China. Or, say, after getting into various clashes with Iran, the Iranians sinking a US carrier, Trump nuking Tehran and the entire world embargoing the US. I’m not sure Trump and Co. would see any of that as failure . . . I’ll stop there.

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I hate that I would be brought to say this, but couldn’t this guy go walk his dog, or go for a walk or whatever happened to his boss, or something?

I fear that he will drop it on California.

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“avowed racist”

source?

Um… You do know that these things either build directly on top of Obama policies and executive orders, or just do exactly the same thing Obama’s did, right?

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The horses mouth, mostly:

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Breitbart, most likely.

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Right now, I see it playing out on one or both of two fronts.

Both will start with a prologue: Putin rattling his sabre over the Baltics just enough to let his orange pet respond by promising to defend them all by himself, none of this NATO stuff needed. Putin and he have a summit, and Putin backs off in exchange for a loosening of sanctions, etc. This works out for both of them, and then Putin can start putting more “little green men” into Ukraine while everyone is distracted by the Big Shows.

Big Show 1 is the Middle East – the U.S. nuking Daesh or invading with Gulf War troop levels while Israel uses the opportunity to make its long-anticipated airstrike on Iran’s nuclear facilities. When Iran expresses its displeasure, Bibi points to the U.S., which then points to whatever glass craters they’ve created in the Iraqi area of the “caliphate” or the many divisions of U.S. troops there. Then Iran goes after a U.S. carrier and things really get interesting – especially if Europe has a bunch of right-wing populist governments in place.

Big Show 2 is in the South China Sea – it starts as a trade war, which escalates into China threatening Taiwan and mobilising its land and naval forces around those artificial islands (which also brings in Japan and the Philippines and a bunch of other nervous U.S. allies nearby) to make its point. It turns into a naval shooting war with nukes. Perhaps N. Korea gets in on the fun as well while everyone is busy down south.

It’s less likely that either Big Show will involve nuclear exchanges hitting anywhere outside the desert or the sea, but hey, who knows with this bunch of wild and crazy guys. It’ll certainly set a precedent, as the atomic scientists are anticipating. The Great Filter may be approaching faster than we think.

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We could give you an exact answer, but the EPA and government scientists have been forbidden from measuring the exact water temperature. Spicer, however, says the temperature is “quite comfortable.”

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