Cracker Barrel steps up to the firing squad as MAGA blasts them over Pride Month post

You just know that there is some Christian author out there wondering why everyone is boycotting his Noah’s Ark Rainbow book.

“But the rainbow is God’s sign that he won’t genocide everyone again!”

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You can tell if you live in a blue area by how far you have to drive to get to a Cracker Barrel. For me it is 45 minutes.

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The promise was between God and the earth, not the people. We’re all still fucked on that score.

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I don’t get it.

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I guess it’s the right wing arguing that they are the “good guys” and that the “woke mob” are taking over? :woman_shrugging:

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Ah.
Then it’s wrong, and also not funny, got it :+1:

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Bingo. They want so badly to be victims.

The reference:

Gandalf the Grey:
[reading the Book of Mazarbul’s last entry] “They have taken the Bridge and the Second Hall. We have barred the gates, but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes… Drums. Drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark… We cannot get out… They are coming.”

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