Cruz to pick Carly Fiorina as running mate

Shit, that makes more sense than it has any right to make.

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Is this our first openly reptilian ticket?! How long till they ditch the skin suits? . How will Trump’s wall effect illegal immigration from the secret continent at earth’s core?

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Mind you, her departure from HP was a blow to the corporate jet industry. And her time at HP really boosted the PC industry…Dell, IBM.

Trump is many things, but not sufficiently stupid to want to keep Palin around. He’s going to get the nomination bar a grassy knoll event; he even has the potential option of choosing a running mate who would persuade sane voters to support him. Trump at this point seems to be sidling away from batshit, after all.

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I’m kinda hoping Trump picks Jeb.
That would fit his turning the White House into a TV show.
It’ll be a sit-com, with Jeb as the sad-sack butt of every joke and insult that flies out of blustery President Trump’s mouth.
Each episode Trump will unknowingly blunder the nation to the brink of international catastrophe; Jeb will scramble behind the scenes to patch things up and somehow end up publicly embarrassing himself. Episode ends with crisis averted and Trump insulting Jeb to laughter and applause.

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Or be more precise, he has his people spreading the word that he’s sidling away from batshit.

All the folks who supported him because he “tells it like it is”, are being told that he was bullshitting them and NOW you’ll hear what he really thinks.

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I like where you are going with this. :slight_smile:

Now that you mention it Jeb does have a certain Dan Quayle sort of vibe. I am sure he could make all sorts of gaffs while not realizing it. Maybe accidentally sit on the red button while eating a sandwich.

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Somebody please make that bad election stop.

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And they won’t think less of him for it, either.

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Why did you illustrate this with a picture of Geddy Lee?

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Yes, Trump’s people are getting the media to buy into his “Presidentialness,” though he’s still posting deranged things on Twitter, and saying things that are unhinged. Given that he is the id of the GOP, there’s only rare temporary restraint and distractions possible.

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I assume he will pick someone with HUGE hands to balance the ticket.

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OMG:

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Oh, and Melania will show up and get laughs as the sexy-cute foreign chick who says something that gets misunderstood because of her accent; more hijinks ensue.

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ROFLMAO. That’s my only reaction.

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Oh, she didn’t! Snap.

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Makes sense, when considering what mix of qualities you want on your ticket you don’t want to forget about Stench of Failure.

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It is going to be a long summer.

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Like in Modern Family but with Slovenian jokes instead of Columbian.

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Alternatively, they believe that he still means everything he’s said, and he’s only bullshitting the powers-that-be to placate them.

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