“Oh, you guys want a crazy broad who was involved with John McCain’s campaign? Well I DON’T SETTLE FOR THE STORE-BRAND VERSION!”
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God, that’s worse than the lead Cruzina photo . . . 
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Since that’s the woman Fiorina ran agains for senate and lost, it’s really adding insult to insult.
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I guess it’s a bit of news, but not much more important than who Cookie Monster picked as his running mate.
No need to shoop when reality provides.
Female Ted Cruz Lookalike Agrees To Do Porn For $10,000
Her boyfriend — and future costar — is proud: “She’s more famous than Madonna!”
04/23/2016 11:25 am ET | Updated 1 day ago
David Moye Reporter, The Huffington Post
Maury Povich/Getty
Searcy Hayes, 21, has become a viral sensation ever since she appeared on the Maury Povich show on April 19. She is now capitalizing on her fame by making a 6-minute porn for $10,000
Wait, which one is Cruz?
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That pic needs a caption:
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first of all, that picture will haunt my dreams forever. second of all, it’s missing that spitball on cruz’ lip.
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Like being made first mate on the Titanic.
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Brando says it best:
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Say what you will about the western gull, but it knows exactly where and when every school has its lunch. (And weekends don’t fool them!)
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It’s not too surprising going into what’s probably going to be a contested convention for the GOP. VPs are mostly there to shore up support where the main candidate is weak anyways and bring in other support groups. So if you’re planning a second ballot play at the nomination, which is what it’s probably coming down to, you’re looking to pull in support much like the general election would have you doing.
In this case Cruz wanted to make sure his ticket had some of that “stinking rich business executive with a troublesome performance record and zero experience in public service” action that has won so many people over to Trump’s side.
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In 2012 the job of Bachmann, Cain, Paul, Perry and Santorum was to stand next to Romney and make him look like a viable candidate by comparison.
Fiorina’s job will be to make Cruz look honest, likable and viable by comparison.
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Trump/Colbert 2016!
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Former House Speaker Boehner calls Ted Cruz ‘Lucifer’
“I have Democrat friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life,” he said.
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When asked about the Democratic front-runner Hillary Clinton, Mr Boehner reportedly impersonated her saying “Oh I’m a woman, vote for me,” which received a negative reaction from the crowd.
Meanwhile you just know that the real reason Boehner is supporting Trump is that he wants to see another Orange-American in the White House.
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