Customer urinates on counter at Dairy Queen after being asked to wear mask

[knoxblox]

[GoatCheezInfrno]

Behind a plastic guard to keep unwary fingers out, put a few strands of wire connected to an electric fence charger.

[cannibalpeas]

@dark_frog

with fewer applications as we approach middle age.

Sez you! I haven’t lost my love of party tricks.

[cannibalpeas]

@jimp

Same class of simian who will go pee in the bushes outside their home rather than walk twenty feet indoors to the john while lounging on their porch (or car for some versions) swilling beer.

Wait, is that the good kind? ‘Cause I gotta pee right now and…

[ClutchLinkey]

@cannibalpeas

party tricks.

I feel safe in saying that “urinating on command” ranks in the lowest tier of party tricks. Might I suggest juggling, sleight of hand, or random trivia knowledge as other options?

[docosc]

Have we discussed the psychological phenomenon of “projection” lately? I feel certain we have.

[TornPaperNapkin]

every. day.

[knoxblox]

@ClutchLinkey

I feel safe in saying that “urinating on command” ranks in the lowest tier of party tricks.

It went over pretty well in The Exorcist, didn’t it? Of course, I thought the nanny in The Omen really outdid herself. That Satan…always the life of the party.

[ClutchLinkey]

@knoxblox

the nanny in The Omen really outdid herself

But just imagine if she could pull a coin from your ear! Right?!?

[cannibalpeas]

Hey, you work with the gifts god gave ya.

[AJinNH]

I don’t think he knows what that word means.