Democrat Doug Jones beats cowboy cosplay creep Roy Moore in Alabama senate race

I have no doubt he is breaking shit in the west wing.

But don’t worry, when he’s this worked up, he eventually bullies his phone back. We’ll see real soon.

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Oh… why was I thinking that?

But still boring.

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Was his lawyer tweeting again?

“A win is a win”, strange words for someone prepared to kick up a major stink if he lost the election, and keeps going on and on about losing the popular vote.

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We agree!

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[ETA] Or I could just secretly be pissed that he’s 10 years younger than me! ;-)]

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But he didnt lose the popular vote. Millions and millions of illegal immigrants vote frauded. In fact just slightly more than he supposedly lost by.

A man on the Internets told him so!

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Aaaaand… the answer was yes, but two American’s of African descent also showed up and voted the other way

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I wish I was only ten years older than him. That would be awesome.

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I saw someone on twitter say Moore “only lost because people voted against him.” Yes that is in fact how elections work good job there sparky.

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Thank you, Alabama.

I was ready to disown you. But I’ll give you another shot.

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Thank you so much! That is hilarious. That guy has never been on a live horse (well, since fifty, sixty years ago he was on a Shetland pony at the county fair for a ten minute ride).

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Didn’t trump nominating sessions trigger this special election and put the seat at risk in the first place? Great strategery.

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[cough cough] Him And The Horse He Rode In On.

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I have to say, all day long I have been avoiding the news because I thought Moore would win.

This was a nice surprise, but that Trump line about “it never ends” accurately represents how I feel about politics in general. The horse race ends, and the slings and arrows begin.

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Fucker really does not know how to ride. And Horse Twitter dragged him harder than Sassy looked like she(?) wanted to.

Everything about him is phony as fuck.

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It’s a quotation.

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